tell the truth about your self...

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
haermm Well, you're just being kind. And I appreciate it.

I suppose standards of beauty are different everywhere.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I can only seem to attract drunken males. mmm

I'm sober, I'd pork you.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I suppose standards of beauty are different everywhere.

Originally posted by the.kenzo
I'm sober, I'd pork you.

Why thank ya. stoned
<3

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
dont be so modest

Modest I am not, sir. Simply stating rational anthropological findings as obtained from the observation of my peers.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Why thank ya. stoned
<3

Modest I am not, sir. Simply stating rational anthropological findings as obtained from the observation of my peers.

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
english?

It's what I've gathered 'round here by watching all these dickheads.

Thin, fake boobs, fake tans and blondes are in this season. 😱

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
It's what I've gathered 'round here by watching all these dickheads.

Thin, fake boobs, fake tans and blondes are in this season. 😱

Sir, yes, Sir!

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
It's what I've gathered 'round here by watching all these dickheads.

Thin, fake boobs, fake tans and blondes are in this season. 😱

I like a good ass I can latch my hands onto.stoned

And beards. I have a weird thing for beards.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I like a good ass I can latch my hands onto.stoned

And beards. I have a weird thing for beards.

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
eharmony delivers your perfect match
http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Politics/Images/osama-bin-laden-seated.jpg

Pity. Can't see his arse.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Pity. Can't see his arse.

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
i heard hes been on the news sometimes. popular chap, real ladies man

Looks like a perfect gentleman.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Looks like a perfect gentleman.

Sometimes when I sleep I turn a pillow sideways, so it feels like I'm not sleeping alone. 👇

I put a vagina on my pillow.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Sometimes when I sleep I turn a pillow sideways, so it feels like I'm not sleeping alone. 👇

Awww.

This is a sad post. 🙁

Im surfing the net from my iPod touch right now