tell the truth about your self...

Originally posted by Mairuzu
this might just be the gayest thing ive ever read

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
iv always wanted to fill my mouth with whip cream and for some big guy to ram his cock in there like a *****

motherly love

Originally posted by Quincy

I am so freaking bored.

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
I am so freaking bored.

SO THEN GET THE **** UP, GO OUTSIDE AND DRIVE THE DAMN SUMP TRUCK! 😠

I might get laid tonight if I play my cards right! And by play my cards right I mean not drink until I pass out! w00t

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I might get laid tonight if I play my cards right! And by play my cards right I mean not drink until I pass out! w00t

Originally posted by Hevepovi
i'll be around soon!

Make it quick, will ya. sneaky2

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Make it quick, will ya. sneaky2

will do, i'll bring some wine and champagne with me aswell, not sure which one you like, but it wont matter because i'll just be getting you drunk and taking advantage of you!

I did that last week with my own home made drug....side effect could be she grows a penis though mhmm

it wouldn't be the first time i found myself in that position

That doesn't surprise me in the slightest 131

Pro and college football cannot come fast enough

I've been having some very random sexual daydreams lately.

I'm hungry.

my stomach hurts

have a toothache, but its improving

I think I'm slowly going insane

I'm a drug addict and I once had a really vivid wet dream about Megan Fox and I woke up the next day set on someday dating her 😮

i am watching pre season football