16 families lost their apartment complexes right across the street from my house this past Saturday and I was too drunk to notice until much of it was over.
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Ultimate WilFaster than a bullet
i have finals this week
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MairuzuOld School Cool
Been working out for a few weeks and my arms have already gotten huge. I try to work out all day, even at work. I'll do 50 push ups every hour or ill just grab 2 chairs and start doing lift ups lmao.
Then when I get home i have my weights.
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AbnormalButSaneScrew up
Insomnia can suck sometimes. It only ever happens when I'm at home oddly.
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AbnormalButSaneScrew up
My breasts feel like they have grown considerably in the past few months.
They hurt actually.
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the.kenzoSenior Member
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane My breasts feel like they have grown considerably in the past few months.
They hurt actually.
They don't hurt me. flirt
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AbnormalButSaneScrew up
They could poke an eye out, kid!
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the.kenzoSenior Member
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane They could poke an eye out, kid!
Are they made by the same people who made the official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle?!
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AbnormalButSaneScrew up
Indeed, they are, sir.
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the.kenzoSenior Member
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane Indeed, they are, sir.
Oooh fuuudge!
Only I didn't say fudge. I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!
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AbnormalButSaneScrew up
Took me forever to figure out what that kid was talking about.
Until the next day when I heard my mother say it 8 times trying to screw in a light bulb.
True story. You can't make that shit up.
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the.kenzoSenior Member
How hard is it to screw in a lightbulb?
Spoiler: Very hard, how the hell are you supposed to fit in there with your partner?
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BruceSkywalkerThe BatLord of the Jedi
eating some sour cream and onion potato chips
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the.kenzoSenior Member
Eating mac and cheese.
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Because I canDefenestration
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane My breasts feel like they have grown considerably in the past few months.
They hurt actually.
oh man that sucks 🙁 my sister just had a boob-reduction, said that hurts too 😬 You can never win!
Originally posted by the.kenzo They don't hurt me. flirt
Then try having a vagina for a change nono
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the.kenzoSenior Member
Originally posted by Because I can oh man that sucks 🙁 my sister just had a boob-reduction, said that hurts too 😬 You can never win!