tell the truth about your self...

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I can't find my phone.

16 families lost their apartment complexes right across the street from my house this past Saturday and I was too drunk to notice until much of it was over.

i have finals this week

Been working out for a few weeks and my arms have already gotten huge. I try to work out all day, even at work. I'll do 50 push ups every hour or ill just grab 2 chairs and start doing lift ups lmao.

Then when I get home i have my weights.

Insomnia can suck sometimes. It only ever happens when I'm at home oddly.

My breasts feel like they have grown considerably in the past few months.

They hurt actually.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
My breasts feel like they have grown considerably in the past few months.

They hurt actually.

They don't hurt me. flirt

They could poke an eye out, kid!

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
They could poke an eye out, kid!

Are they made by the same people who made the official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle?!

Indeed, they are, sir.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Indeed, they are, sir.

Oooh fuuudge!

Only I didn't say fudge. I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!

Took me forever to figure out what that kid was talking about.

Until the next day when I heard my mother say it 8 times trying to screw in a light bulb.

True story. You can't make that shit up.

How hard is it to screw in a lightbulb?

Spoiler:
Very hard, how the hell are you supposed to fit in there with your partner?

eating some sour cream and onion potato chips

Eating mac and cheese.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
My breasts feel like they have grown considerably in the past few months.

They hurt actually.


oh man that sucks 🙁
my sister just had a boob-reduction, said that hurts too 😬
You can never win!
Originally posted by the.kenzo
They don't hurt me. flirt

Then try having a vagina for a change nono

Originally posted by Because I can
oh man that sucks 🙁
my sister just had a boob-reduction, said that hurts too 😬
You can never win!

Then try having a vagina for a change nono

...so, can I borrow your vagina?

My side boobs hurt

My weenis hurts.

That's not normal