tell the truth about your self...

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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
My cat is a whore.

so's ya mum

sorry! You asked for that one 😛

just anticipating for the holidays to be over. at the moment, feeling as content as i can be. not the best week. i miss simplicity.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
My cat is a whore.

No shit!! 😂

Originally posted by Fallen
just anticipating for the holidays to be over. at the moment, feeling as content as i can be. not the best week. i miss simplicity.

Ahhh, feelings of depression and isolation over the holiday seasons, telltale signs of an obvious oedipal complex.
I suggest you sleep with your mother and get it out of your system.
That will be $2.50 for the diagnosis.

my knee hurts

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
my knee hurts

Hmmm. Although as a psychiatrist, physical matters are not my speciality I suggest numbbing the pain with repeated doses of les cloches bourbon, a fine vintage.
Or amputation.

im not a drinker.....or in that much pain.... ill just take some tylenol thanks 😛

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
im not a drinker.....or in that much pain.... ill just take some tylenol thanks 😛

Tylenol.....the whore of the pharmaceutical industry. Come on man, you are in the fortunate position of being under the magnifying glass of an astute, accomplished doctor. Take my advice or heed the spoils of your ignorance.

online, watching some pro football and going to the movies in an hour

Originally posted by Dr Flotsam
Ahhh, feelings of depression and isolation over the holiday seasons, telltale signs of an obvious oedipal complex.
I suggest you sleep with your mother and get it out of your system.
That will be $2.50 for the diagnosis.

I thought women suffered from Electra complex while men suffer from the Oedipal complex.

That's free of charge.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I thought women suffered from Electra complex while men suffer from the Oedipal complex.

That's free of charge.

Hmmm. Such desperate attempts to correct an intelectual master such as myself points to a clear craving for attention. You must try to take pride in your current sans valeur accomplishments if you ever wish to achieve ultimate mental health and with a bit of luck (and help from God) the level of sheer brilliance enjoyed by me, the Fantastic Flotsam.

that will be 200 cents for the session.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I thought women suffered from Electra complex while men suffer from the Oedipal complex.

That's free of charge.

Well....

Electra Comnplex was coined by Jung for daughter to father, but Oedipus Complex can work for either gender towards either gender of parent. I believe Freud even used Oedipus Complex to describe his female "patients", as well.

But, keep in mind, pyschology is/was my worst subject.

nowplaying Hourglass by Lamb of God.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Well....

Electra Comnplex was coined by Jung for daughter to father, but Oedipus Complex can work for either gender towards either gender of parent. I believe Freud even used Oedipus Complex to describe his female "patients", as well.

But, keep in mind, pyschology is/was my worst subject.

Interesting. My psych professor told us it was a stage revisited and revised by Freud after some people claimed he was sexist when he excluded females in his fives stages of psychosexual development.
But he could have been talking out of his arse.

Originally posted by Dr Flotsam
Hmmm. Such desperate attempts to correct an intelectual master such as myself points to a clear craving for attention. You must try to take pride in your current sans valeur accomplishments if you ever wish to achieve ultimate mental health and with a bit of luck (and help from God) the level of sheer brilliance enjoyed by me, the Fantastic Flotsam.

that will be 200 cents for the session.


Thank you, but I'm afraid I don't have 200 cents. 🙁

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Interesting. My psych professor told us it was a stage revisited and revised by Freud after some people claimed he was sexist when he excluded females in his fives stages of psychosexual development.
But he could have been talking out of his arse.

Freud did say that every one of his female patients were degenerates or something like that.

I can't do a push up to save my life. I wonder why.

I love naps.

saw avatar...

listening to christmas music

I like rock.

making a box of macaroni for lunch
i think i just might eat it straight from the pot since im alone vin