tell the truth about your self...

I can hear my hamster's wheel squeaking halfway across the house.

My self-esteem is like a roller coaster.

I'm about to go see Avatar.

My girlfriend doesn't really want to go. So I have to drag her ass there, because she's fun to watch movies with.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
My self-esteem is like a roller coaster.

bored, cooking dinner, watching the news

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Mine is like the space shuttle. When it's in orbit. And not blowing up.

It's good to have good self-esteem.

Edit: Which I realize now is a redundant statement.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
It's good to have good self-esteem.

Edit: Which I realize now is a redundant statement.

Alcohol and I are good friends.

Bought Crown yesterday w00t

I got a case of Shiner ✅

Mine:

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Alcohol and I are good friends.

Bought Crown yesterday w00t

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Mine:

I'm mad and don't know how to just let it go.

Playing in a weekly poker tournament on Facebook. I'm kicking ass so far.

Just smoked some europeans for their Euros on pokerstars

FOr the next 2 months, I have roommates.

My belly hurts kinda. Gas, yup.

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
Just smoked some europeans for their Euros on pokerstars

I play on Zynga Texas Hold Em

I am really tired. I should go to bed.

I'm in the Top 1% of the weekly tournament. At this rate I'll be splitting the $611+ million purse.