tell the truth about your self...

cooking talapia for dinner

Cooked chili....now beyond stuffed

Dude thats droolio

woke up cause my sister was hackin and coughing[****in smokers lung]
now im hungry

i had curly fries!

home.... soon the hospital

My boyfriend's little half-brother and cousin are turning out bad...>.<

My ass itches.

Originally posted by Insomniatric
My ass itches.

I want a child.

ABS, I'll be a sperm donor.

That's kind of you. haermm

Edit: I'll hit you up when the time comes. sly

My genes are better.

And he'll be a minority. I think you'll make the right choice.

Ive been awake for over 40 hours and have no plans to go to sleep until im actually tired...

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
That's kind of you. haermm

Edit: I'll hit you up when the time comes. sly

Sounds like a plan. sly

Originally posted by willman
Ive been awake for over 40 hours and have no plans to go to sleep until im actually tired...

I've been up for 15.38 and I'm exhausted

im drunk

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
im drunk

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
im drunk

I was last night. Drank tequila straight from the bottle.

I've got better sperm than anyone here.