tell the truth about your self...

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I think my cat is pregnant.

I think your cat is a skank.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I think your cat is a skank.

No, she is a WHORE!

A skanky whore!

That too.

I like rice.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I like rice.

I'm not sure why I'm in college any more.

I'm not sure why I waited so long to improve myself.

eatin a couple corndogs

I just ran out of paper in my printer and I have thirty more pages to print out

gave him a kiss on the cheek last night

turns out we accidentally forgot to put Law Abiding Citizen back in its case before we took the movies we rented back haermm

I feel like pushing someone down the stairs right now.

Performed my first piercing today!

I want a peircing.

power just surged

My 15 year old cousin got in a car accident just a minute after I watched them drive off. Nothing major, but I knew it was coming.

They were towing her car from my uncles house over to her dads house. I told her to keep the rope tight behind my other cousins truck, to hit the brakes when needed, and to steer hard since there was no power steering. She couldn't steer it properly and ended up t-boning someone's Jeep.

As they were driving off, I turned to my uncle and said "Why do I have a feeling that this isn't going to end well?"

It happened about 2 miles down the road at the bridge. My uncle left for work and called me. "Well, you called that one! Cydney crashed the Toronado into someone else."

Why weren't you using a chain?

i am typing