tell the truth about your self...

Started by Ax3l4,912 pages

Of course.

kinda misses the point, right? i wont lie i have done the same but not anymore my best friend also doesnt drive when drinking anymore not even if he has had one beer.. his job and family mean more then being randomly stopped by some douche bag cop..

anyways moving on..

b4 i had joined the service i use to date nothing but financially independent women.. blond blue eye dumb as dirt athletic women..

then when i was in the service my standards kinda dropped to whomever would have sex with me.. i felt like a loser even though i knew i wasnt and was better then them but the women to men ratio was so low that they could afford to be picky..

my taste then went to raven haired women colored eyes didnt much matter but i still preferred blue and the women were a lil meaty and even then one of them cheated on me!! me!!! for a fat douche bag.. salvadorean.. alcoholic drunk who was married with kids who was a sgt her boss!..

Originally posted by Ax3l
I also don't drink and drive. I usually just hitch a ride with someone.
Thats because you are a freeloader.

i let my wolf/dog roam at night when its quiet and no one is out... he runs the wooded areas hills and sometimes the neighborhood.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
not really i bn in like 4 car accidents some as a kid i really really really hate driving.. my car usually stays in the drive way.. it is really a psychological issue,... keep in mind i bn mortared and i walked through it while smoking a cigarette...frusty

the women at the bar get disappointed when i tell them i didnt bring a car and they leave being all judgmental.... mumbling loser under their breath.


my uncle drove a car off the turnpike once into the side of someone's house 😐
he was drunk off his ass and didnt even have a license at th time

was anybody hurt? what was ur uncles consequences for his accident?

i dont think anyone got hurt, he just tore away the siding of the house and wrecked the car
hes not allowed to ever ge a license, which is pretty annoying cause he always needs someone to drive him places
plus hes in AA now, which hasnt done shit i dont think

Originally posted by Ax3l
I also don't drink and drive. I usually just hitch a ride with someone.

That's why I drink at home.

but how to you meet new ppl to have casual sex with?

They come to me?

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
but how to you meet new ppl to have casual sex with?
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
They come to me?

Literally.

its really hot in here but im afraid to open the window again cause it was raining a bit just a little while ago

im annoyed

Hahaha love ****ing over my boss and coworkers

i miss the good ol' burn you used to get from mouthwash 🙁
it felt good and you knew it worked its mighty magic in your mouth when you spat it out
now mouthwash just plain tastes nasty 😘

I seriously need to go 'camping' soon

Last year I told my little sister that she slept through the summer so she had to go back to school that morning.

She didnt like that...
*shiver*

I feel like making a pizza.

My ramen noodles taste funny.

did you add beer?

i suffer from penis envy