tell the truth about your self...

Started by That ACDC Chick4,912 pages

i just took a dump

This isn't the "lets make everyone forget about eating ever again" thread.

i was simply "telling the truth about myself"

For the second time this week, I didn't fall asleep until after 5am, but then I got a phone call at 7am and haven't been able to get back to sleep.

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
i just took a dump
profiled.

haermm

Seriously, I profiled it, near the bottom.

i know, i looked
thats why im laughing haermm

😂 Going to take a dump now.

😂

It was AWESOME, man. Like a lincoln log.

You saw her dump?

Nah, I took my own.

Ah, cool.

Here's my own shit story...

I drank last night, and when I drink, my poo can't form. I woke up and had to let loose the brown squirts.

i think ill have to take another one in a bit

I love you guys.

I ****ing shit on my hand, wiped it on the walls, and took a shit nugget and ate it like a hot dog.

Originally posted by Ax3l
I ****ing shit on my hand, wiped it on the walls, and took a shit nugget and ate it like a hot dog.

I also shit in the toilet, then take pictures of it and post them on the walls next to where I smeared the shit.

why are you so touchy about a natural bodily function? awebrow