tell the truth about your self...

got asked out last night, I have a boyfriend now mmm

$450 ticket thanks to a camera that thought I ran a red light.

**** the life de mine.

I ate a whole bag of kettle chips, I'm feeling mighty 'Merican.

i remember the good ole days when they had to actually be there and catch you in the act.. back when ppl were still fighting the camera on the streets violating constitutional rights..

the coocoo cachoo people a couple of houses down were letting off some bottle rockets and my brother yells out his window at them haermm

My legs are under the computer desk, and a drop of water just fell on them. I have no idea where it came from, and it freaked me out because I just watched "The Ring" a couple of days ago.

The girlfriend bought her daughter a puppy for her birthday yesterday. She's a mini chiuaha named Countess Fizgig de la Creature. She claimed me as her favorite human.

About to watch Zombieland.

^For the first time? If so, you're in for a treat.

i bn waking with a stuffy nose lately b/c of all the dog hair in my room..

Originally posted by Blinky
^For the first time? If so, you're in for a treat.

Yep. I thought it was pretty good. I thought it would be different, but still good.

i go to sleep cuddled to my lil dog who is basically my teddy bear...

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
i go to sleep cuddled to my lil dog who is basically my teddy bear...

ooh my gawd, you must be psychic!! are you the guy from crossing over?! 😱 😉

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
ooh my gawd, you must be psychic!! are you the guy from crossing over?! 😱 😉

once after having sex, (me).

my dog climbed in under the sheets and licked the girl.. i wasnt in at the time was in the bathroom.. i walked in as she kicked my dog and he yelped.. she was pissed and i was mad... so i kicked her the f#@@# out never saw her again.. no one hits my dogs and if its between a girl and my babies she will always lose.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
once after having sex my dog climbed in under the sheets and licked the girl.. i wasnt in at the time was in the bathroom.. i walked in as she kicked my dog and he yelped.. she was pissed and i was mad... so i kicked her the f#@@# out never saw her again.. no one hits my dogs and if its between a girl and my babies she will always lose.

just sniffed and oral.. b4 she kicked him out..

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
just sniffed and oral.. b4 she kicked him out..

she screamed..