tell the truth about your self...

Originally posted by Philip_ll
the truth is i am the sole King of KMC people. now prepare to kiss thy ring.

Originally posted by Philip_ll
the truth is i am the sole King of KMC people. now prepare to kiss thy ring.

you were looking for the "tell a lie about yourself thread," i think.

Originally posted by Valharu
Your the king of your own delusions Pip. 🍺

No, he really is the king. I did a background check, and all his honesty stats came up positive! ✅

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
No, he really is the king. I did a background check, and all his honesty stats came up positive! ✅

but where's his crown, hmm? king

Originally posted by The Pict
you were looking for the "tell a lie about yourself thread," i think.

😂

Originally posted by The Pict
but where's his crown, hmm? king

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
No, he really is the king. I did a background check, and all his honesty stats came up positive! ✅

Originally posted by Valharu
What are you talking about? He's been spunging of me for years and owes me 5 grand in rent and prossie bills.

Pardon my limited language skills, but what's a prossie? 😮

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Pardon my limited language skills, but what's a prossie? 😮

Originally posted by Valharu
A prostitute. 🙂

so he hasn't paid you for all the sex you gave him? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 😂 🤣 😆 man i'm killing myself here.

😠 who just booed me?

Originally posted by The Pict
so he hasn't paid you for all the sex you gave him? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 😂 🤣 😆 man i'm killing myself here.

😠 who just booed me?

OK im of to work now see you guys later. bye.

My stomach hurts 🙁

a tall good looking blonde woman just asked me out. of course im gonna accept.

i am going to the shops for the morning paper.

i have just been in the shower.

im listening to All American rejects' 😄

i typed this message and last one using one hand 😛

swing, swing,

im listening to the foo fighters.

Im listening to staind~ 😇