tell the truth about your self...

Started by That ACDC Chick4,912 pages

holy shit i think my computer is having a seizure 😖

i like this song:

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dont judge me!!! 😠

*judges you*

i want a bronze statue of myself with me wearing a cowboy hat looking down at my future children my perfect race with clint eastwood glare.. with my eagle belt buckle one hand resting on it while the other one hanging loose gripping my 9 mil b/c bullets are harder to track. hip hugger and boot loose jeans wearing red wings while my shirt would be a wife beater loosely strategically tugged. bandanna tied to my wrist with a big military style watch strap.

my wolf/dog near height of my waist to one side and my two baby lil dogs on the other and one in front of me.

a flag pole would be angled in the background that can be seen over my shoulder.

and when ppl walk up speakers would lightly play in the background

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finally the plague in front would say:

stand tall among the strong, fight for those who are not yet strong. Die for the innocent and live to fight the wicked.

Oh man I ate too much.

I ate half cooked hamburger meat and now want to throw up.

Thats AWESOME.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
I ate half cooked hamburger meat and now want to throw up.
i do that all the time.

man the f*ck up.

True story, My gramps used to ball up ground beef, uncooked, salt it, and pop it into his mouth.

He died before I was born.

True story.

Donner meat. I are eating it.

I woke up at 4:30 am with the nosebleed from hell last night.

Well, I just bit my damn tongue.

i was uninvited from a Tahoe cabin party b/c i wouldnt flirt or sleep with the girl.

sad part she had no self esteem she was all:

you are not going b/c you r an @$$hole and its too bad b/c there are going to be a lot of hot girls i invited all my friends.

i was all looking her in the eyes.. i'm an a$$hole, b/c i dont want to sleep with you? i havent bn mean to you. i just let you know i dont appreciate you interrupting me when i am with other girls and you sabotaging my chances. second why would i go if you wont let me sleep with the girls which is the only point i would have gone. plus, how much self esteem do you need to have to want me to bed you so you would invite me to a cabin knowing i would be willing to sleep with them?

you want me to be mean, fine: you are a fat, needy b#$#... i am not attracted to you never was.. which is why i sleep on the couch when i crash and reject offer and advances to your bed.

tell my boy hoser sorry... and by the way i bn coked up every time you seen me... yeh, u lawyer b$##@ what you think of that. i guess you dont want me now cause i am a criminal.. the world inst black and white doing drugs doesn make you a bad person or a criminal.

side note: she is a criminal lawyer, judgemental hardnose b#$@.. parents are all rich upperclass.. brain washed religious fanatics.

I found a mushroom in my backyard, I ate it.
True story.
Nothing happened though.

Also, time is going fast for me...
It only feels like yesterday when school started...
Now its almost the end of the first marking period...

my ass is numb

Bullshit has a very distinct aroma.

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
my ass is numb

ha, knew it.

Chili was hot, burnt my tongue.

I really dont like feelling like this. uhg!