tell the truth about your self...

Originally posted by King Castle
aint nothin cute about a warrior and his spirit animal the wolf.

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
when you refer to said "spirit animal" as your "baby", it kinda is

i am their guardian, protector and vise versa.

Bob Lee Swagger: You don't understand how serious this is. They killed my dog.

Originally posted by King Castle
my "babies" are my spiritual brothers & sisters, children and vice versa.

i am their guardian, protector and vise versa.

Bob Lee Swagger: You don't understand how serious this is. They killed my dog.

He invited me over. I feel like I accomplished something, but I didn't do anything.

i just installed a new showerhead.

im pretty sure there is something wrong with me, because im a guy and it was somehow a turn on.

that showerhead works great.

just the right amount of water...

droolio better than sex.

i think showers are better than sex.

woohoo two fo my book orders shipped today when i thought only one was supposed to w00t

Originally posted by King Castle
my "babies" are my spiritual brothers & sisters, children and vice versa.

i am their guardian, protector and vise versa.

Bob Lee Swagger: You don't understand how serious this is. They killed my dog.

Aww, you cuddle with your "spirit babies" too?

Originally posted by King Castle

Having a pet Hyena that's the size of a small bear is awesome, but when you're wearing a dress, it kills it.

Just got done working out. My arms feel like jello. 🙁

Originally posted by Kaibs
Just got done working out. My arms feel like jello. 🙁

I get the impression you work out a lot, are you trying to achieve a goal or train for something in particular, or do you just like working out?

I'm dying. Well, it feels like I am.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I'm dying. Well, it feels like I am.

Sylvia Plath?

Originally posted by Robtard
I get the impression you work out a lot, are you trying to achieve a goal or train for something in particular, or do you just like working out?

Well I stick to a strict military workout. Or used to anyway. Lately I've amped it up to more weights / military. I used to do it just for the sake of good health, but for the past two months I've been doing it because I've had to rehabilitate my body from being in the hospital in July.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I'm dying. Well, it feels like I am.

What happened?

Originally posted by Kaibs
What happened?

sick

i feel like eating Spam for some reason mhmm
i wonder if theres any ham left from dinner a couple nights ago mmm

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
sick

*hands over hot bowl of chicken soup, warm extra-comfy blanket and penis, if needed*

Originally posted by Robtard
*hands over hot bowl of chicken soup, warm extra-comfy blanket and penis, if needed*

You're a kind fellow.