tell the truth about your self...

If any of you met my girlfriend, you would all love her. She's like the nicest person ever. You can't meet her and not love her. It's impossible. She cracks me up because she's kind of ditzy and says funny things. She's also extremely gullible, she will believe absolutely ANYTHING you tell her. You could tell her Santa Claus was at the door and she would believe you. I told her I saw a leprechaun outside one time, she believed that. I love making fun of her for that, I just randomly go up to her and say something like "You seen any leprechauns lately?" and she laughs and says "Shut up!"

If she was white, she would definitely be a blonde.

She's like 5 feet tall, she's freakin adorable. She's Mexican, I enjoy making fun of her for that (she thinks it's funny, so it's okay, and she regularly calls me "Cracker"😉.

I wanna do her so bad, the reason why I haven't did her is not for lack of trying. She says she doesn't know if she's ready.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Someone needs to kill them. They're becoming overpopulated. The risk of hitting them with one's car is becoming greater, and that's terribly dangerous. I see no problem with hunting as long as people eat the meat they have obtained. I think it's idiotic if it's purely a sport.

Also, I have a fear of hitting deer with my car.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Someone needs to kill them. They're becoming overpopulated. The risk of hitting them with one's car is becoming greater, and that's terribly dangerous. I see no problem with hunting as long as people eat the meat they have obtained. I think it's idiotic if it's purely a sport.

Also, I have a fear of hitting deer with my car.

"Controlling the population", ah.............

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Someone needs to kill them. They're becoming overpopulated. The risk of hitting them with one's car is becoming greater, and that's terribly dangerous. I see no problem with hunting as long as people eat the meat they have obtained. I think it's idiotic if it's purely a sport.

Also, I have a fear of hitting deer with my car.

Deer have a fear of you hitting them with your car, but you're absolutely right, 90+% of the natural predators have been killed off, so hunting them is necessary. Same goes for ducks, at least in Ca.

Originally posted by Robtard
Deer have a fear of you hitting them with your car, but you're absolutely right, 90+% of the natural predators have been killed off, so hunting them is necessary. Same goes for ducks, at least in Ca.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Have you ever killed a deer?

Hit one by accident with my car; broke it's back, had to finish it off by snapping it's neck with my hands/arms, as the poor thing was making ungoldy noises.

No, I didn't like it one bit.

Originally posted by Robtard
Hit one by accident with my car; broke it's back, had to finish it off by snapping it's neck with my hands/arms, as the poor thing was making ungoldy noises.

No, I didn't like it one bit.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No, that's a mercy kill. Have you ever went out of your way, ended it's life willingly.

That was actually a bullshit story, just sounded epic. But I've come close to hitting a deer on several occasions; I would really, really hate to hit one. Hence why hunting them for population control is a necessary evil.

Originally posted by Robtard
That was actually a bullshit story, just sounded epic. But I've come close to hitting a deer on several occasions; I would really, really hate to hit one. Hence why hunting them for population control is a necessary evil.

i dont really get sick sick all too much
i mean i feel like shit and might get a sore throat every once in a while, but i think that happens to a lot of people
but i rarely get sick enough to constitute a trip to the doctors and request medication to feel better

Kolache!!!

I feel like laughing maniacally in someone's face today.

I feel like masturbating manically on someone's face today. We have a lot in common.

High five?

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
I feel like masturbating manically on someone's face today. We have a lot in common.

You know there's people who would pay you to do that to them. Might think about a career change, just saying.

Originally posted by Robtard
You knows there's people who would pay you to do that to them. Might think about a career change, just saying.

My Pops didn't take the offer, but, uh... I don't remember where I was going with this.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
True story, when my Dad worked security at The Endup (lol) on 6th and Market like, 20 years ago, some freaky old white dude who was a regular there offered my Dad the deed to an entire apartment complex, in exchange for my Dad taking the dude into an alleyway, beating him up, and then ****ing him in the ass.

My Pops didn't take the offer, but, uh... I don't remember where I was going with this.

I truly hope I'll be able to share a bonding-story that epic with my son one day. Brought a tear to my eye, that.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
I feel like masturbating manically on someone's face today. We have a lot in common.

Oh Mrs. Right? I know her, she lives up the street to the left. How odd.. 😐

Originally posted by Robtard
You know there's people who would pay you to do that to them. Might think about a career change, just saying.