tell the truth about your self...

Started by Dave_974,912 pages

Originally posted by silver_tears
i have a bit of a crush, but i think he's dating someone hmm
ask him out.
if he is dating, steal him away.

everybody wins!

nah bro, that's against my code

not just the stealing, but also the asking out haermm

i'll ask him out for you, and do the stealing.

you'd probably wanna keep him, he's kind of a handsome dude awesome

hmm i promise not to keep.
unless he's me hmm

hmm in which case i cant keep that promise.
i have sex with my mirror when people aren't looking. peaches and its hot.

sounds magical haermm

he knows just what i like.

Originally posted by ~Bun Bun~
Ahhh fake family... gotta love it... not.
This is why I don't do the family thing.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
This is why I don't do the family thing.

who would be into their family? 😕

Originally posted by krillinite
who would be into their family? 😕
Me? Just my Dad and Mom is all I can take.

Me and a couple of my friends (4 of them) and my girlfriend were playing UFC Unleashed 2010.

I utterly destroyed all of there asses, most in the first round.

I'm good with just about anybody on that game, but if I'm Anderson Silva you honestly probably do not have a chance.

My gf's almost as good as me on UFC. I've been teachin her how to do shit. I still completely destroy her though, I mean she can't **** with the master, lol jk. She beat all of my friend's asses though.

She likes to play Mauricio "Shogun" Rua, which he's no Anderson Silva, but he's still the 4th best pound for pound fighter in the world (Anderson is #1 b!tches!) Part of the reason why she can't beat me is because if Shogun and Anderson actually did fight, Anderson would destroy his ass. But I also beat her when I'm... anybody else.

We all were playing Black Ops too, that Dead Ops arcade game is fun as hell.

There's just nothin like playin games with your friends, and watching them all get mad because my girlfriend kicked their ass. I got to say "HAHA you got beat by a girl!"

Big fun. Big fun.

tl;dr

He's saying girls are inferior gamers.

that dick! crackers

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
that dick! crackers

devil
hahahaha

I saw the hottest Asian chick ever at the mall the other day.

I was with my friends (girlfriend wasn't allowed to go that day), and I saw this Asian chick. She was really short. I like short girls.

I looked at her and she looked at me smiling as if to say "Come here big boy, come and give me what I need", or something like that.

I yelled out to her, I was like "You're really sexy, my friends think so too!" She yelled back that I was sexy too. It made me smile.

Then we had to leave and I looked at her again and I was like "Bye beautiful!", and she looked back and smiled and waved.

Seriously dude, she was hot. I wanted to bend her over the table (we were in the food court) and.... well I won't go into detail.

Hope my GF doesn't hear about this. None of those girls at the mall were as pretty as her, honestly. But I would tap them if I wasn't going out with my amazing girlfriend.

There was also this really hot chick who looked like Katy Perry that was folding clothes at American Eagle, but that's a different story for a different time, or never.

Today's been an interesting day.

What happened?

Originally posted by Insomniatric
I saw the hottest Asian chick ever at the mall the other day.

I was with my friends (girlfriend wasn't allowed to go that day), and I saw this Asian chick. She was really short. I like short girls.

I looked at her and she looked at me smiling as if to say "Come here big boy, come and give me what I need", or something like that.

I yelled out to her, I was like "You're really sexy, my friends think so too!" She yelled back that I was sexy too. It made me smile.

Then we had to leave and I looked at her again and I was like "Bye beautiful!", and she looked back and smiled and waved.

Seriously dude, she was hot. I wanted to bend her over the table (we were in the food court) and.... well I won't go into detail.

Hope my GF doesn't hear about this. None of those girls at the mall were as pretty as her, honestly. But I would tap them if I wasn't going out with my amazing girlfriend.

There was also this really hot chick who looked like Katy Perry that was folding clothes at American Eagle, but that's a different story for a different time, or never.

It was a man.