One time, my homie was talking to me on the phone, and his porn just got done downloading, and then he started watching as we were talking. Then, he started saying shit, "ohhhhh yeaaaah....that's nice."
I was like, "DUDE! Do NOT even think about touching your weiner when I'm talking to you. NOT COOL! I'm not that kind of friend. If you need to stroke it, hang up. That's super sick, dude."
He said he wasn't, but was just looking at the preview...alsd l;kfl;k;lkj as;ldfj a;slfjlakj shudder spasm.