tell the truth about your self...

Started by AbnormalButSane4,912 pages

Haven't had a ciggie in about 5 months.

****ing lo mein gave me heartburn.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Guess what I'm buying.
This:

pffffffff... you're too old. fall and break a hip in your future, i see.

Nah, I'm a seasoned rider.

OH SWEET JESUS.

I MISSED YOU MY COFFEE AND CIGARETTES.
YOUR WARM LIPS TOUCH MINE, AND A MILLION UNIVERSES ARE BORN OUT OF ORGASM.

so, im smoking again.

Originally posted by Dave_97
OH SWEET JESUS.

I MISSED YOU MY COFFEE AND CIGARETTES.
YOUR WARM LIPS TOUCH MINE, AND A MILLION UNIVERSES ARE BORN OUT OF ORGASM.

so, im smoking again.

On a steel horse I ride.

Originally posted by Dave_97
OH SWEET JESUS.

I MISSED YOU MY COFFEE AND CIGARETTES.
YOUR WARM LIPS TOUCH MINE, AND A MILLION UNIVERSES ARE BORN OUT OF ORGASM.

so, im smoking again.


what brand?

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
what brand?

pffft.

what brand.

Peter Jackson.

Originally posted by Dave_97
pffft.

what brand.

Peter Jackson.


huh
my dad used to smoke Marlboro but recently he switched over to Newports which is what my sister smokes

Lulz King Kong.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, I'm a seasoned rider.

Salt and pepper or a nice Monterrey steak rub?

Originally posted by dadudemon
Salt and pepper or a nice Monterrey steak rub?
Nope. Your wifes bewbz.

My violin lesson went better than expected.

i love thin mints

I like altoids.

Omg omg omg omg OMFG 😱

Certain celebs are gunna at my brother's bands showcase!!

Whoa balls shock

My boots have been shipped 😱

just finished going through a sh$# load of legal paper work for a family member had to bully my way through a government building due to racist federally employed law pigs and even had to bring print outs of the law and use my military ID to scare the sh$# out of them just to get an old infirm family member to have their case opened reviewed and filed without some BS crap of only being able to do sh$# on line and no on site forms nor scheduling..

country is going to hell in a handbagfacepalm2

every time i'm too lazy to exercise, i give myself the same pep talk and it always does the trick