tell the truth about your self...

neat
i have a Plymouth Acclaim

Originally posted by YoungGunna
That I havent went to church in a year God forgive me

God doesn't forgive you

because there is no God
there are, however, many gods

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
because there is no God
there are, however, many gods

My grandmother just left me a message crying, begging me to turn my life over to god. "It's not to late! He will still take you!"

Wow

Well I hope my God forgives me

Originally posted by Utsukushii
My grandmother just left me a message crying, begging me to turn my life over to god. "It's not to late! He will still take you!"

Wow

He's reasonable like that.

Originally posted by Bardock42
He's reasonable like that.

I called her back and told her I'd be fine. She replied "Will you be saying that while you're wondering alone on earth with all the other sinners!"

I said: "Wait, am I wondering alone or with other sinners? Cause If I'm alone, sweet. If I'm with all the other sinners, I guess I'm getting drunk and laid until the end of the world."

She hung up 😐

Originally posted by Utsukushii
My grandmother just left me a message crying, begging me to turn my life over to god. "It's not to late! He will still take you!"

Wow

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
God told me so.

YouTube video

Out to eat with the family.
Pretty last minute, didn't even get to get ready or nothing.

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
Out to eat with the family.
Pretty last minute, didn't even get to get ready or nothing.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You mean this guy told you:

YouTube video

Well, obviously Alan Rickman told me. Alanis morissette's voice would make me explode.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Well, obviously Alan Rickman told me. Alanis morissette's voice would make me explode.

The latter part is pretty accurate I have found.

my sister was making fun of me all day
we were listening to the radio on the way to pick up my car and someone was talking about the "rapture" and how "the purest" would be taken to heaven and she's like "bye bye Kyrie"
even had the balls to bring it up at dinner with my Nunny, Aunt Betty and my Little Grandma facepalm
and when i was nice enough to offer her to go along with me and Mike to see POTC she's like, "no, just don't let him **** you so you can get the hell out of here tomorrow." facepalm

I hate that game, dammit.

wide awake and on facebook

well ****.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You mean this guy told you:

YouTube video

I love that ****ing movie 😊

ended up washing the dishes as well
except the bowl i used for cereal
and a coffee mug i missed
and two blue cups that were stuck together and i couldn't Hulk apart

reading, watching the show breakout kings on a & e