tell the truth about your self...

Started by Naz4,912 pages
Originally posted by Thoren
Is bendy straws a euphemism for penis?

No. ermm

my mom is in the hospital
she took a bunch of pills

meow im horny

My background check finally cleared!

I start work on Monday.

Don't you hate when they take so long? I went after a job once, and they did a national background check, and I waited nearly a month for them to call me back saying I'm cleared.

Originally posted by Thoren
Don't you hate when they take so long? I went after a job once, and they did a national background check, and I waited nearly a month for them to call me back saying I'm cleared.

Yeah, this one took nearly 3 weeks. I was starting to get nervous that one thing on my record had screwed me out of the job.

When I come up with a good idea for a story, I fixate on a particular scene in said story for days or even weeks on end. Using many different dialogue sequences and many different characters. Also, the characters are oftentimes based on people IRL, whether I know them personally or not. The things that happen to them in the scenes or stories or how they are portrayed isn’t for revenge, it’s just that I need faces and names to put to a certain personality type. Really, I think that every single person who ends up in a story or scene of mine, regardless if I’ve written it down yet, they should be flattered. Because I took the time to select you specifically from the thousands of people I’ve seen in my life. And if that story finds it’s way onto book shelves and is made into a movie, you get the bragging rights that, hey, you inspired one of those characters in the book or on the screen. People might not believe you at first, but if you’re memorable enough to me, I’ll straight up confirm that, yes, you [person] are in fact the inspiration for a character in a hit book/movie.

You’re welcome.

listening to music

Originally posted by Naz
No. ermm
Lies. 13

Waaaay too early to be awake. Stupid 5am.

Off to work I go.

i have 1,459 songs on my laptop w00t
and it equals to 90.7 hours haermm

I wrote a poem. It's depressing, but I wrote one.

Is it an emo Harry Potter poem, where Harry reflects on what he's done, and cuts himself? 13

Originally posted by Thoren
Is it an emo Harry Potter poem, where Harry reflects on what he's done, and cuts himself? 13

I take requests on my fanfiction! It's a done deal!

Originally posted by immaturerainbow
I take requests on my fanfiction! It's a done deal!
Awesome. stoned

i finally figured out how to set songs as notifications for texts on my cell phone. so i picked DaDaDa by GROUP Tamashii, but it's really loud, and every time id get a message from Twitter cause of Seamus and Matthew Grey Gubler, i was like, "**** this shit" and put it back as what it used to be haermm

Originally posted by Thoren
Awesome. stoned

First things first, Jenny is a whore and cheats on Harry...Thus...his emo phase begins.

I got real tired of of the notifications from facebook and twitter, so I put them on silent.

Jenny..............................................................................................

Originally posted by immaturerainbow
First things first, Jenny is a whore and cheats on Harry...Thus...his emo phase begins.
Jenny? ermmnone