tell the truth about your self...

Started by LanceWindu4,912 pages

I just made some pretzel bites and cheese dip from scratch. They are ****in' tasty.

my mom just gave me shit because im tired from walking around Shop n Save for two hours lugging around all the stuff she kept putting in the buggie
my ankle hurts real bad from that and this is the time i usually go to bed anyways, plus i had to put stuff from the cart to the belt, then the belt to the cart, then the cart to my car, then my car to the house and finally help make dinner

i'm growing a nasty beard, think i'm gonna shave it..it's ****ing annoying when you're sleeping

That would not make a good podcast, ramjet. You fail once again.

You're all talk and no action, Ax. You always wanna do this and start up that..see, you had a lotta things goin' for ya..funny show, cute internet bits, but never for long. Seeing you flushing your various formats down the toilet hurts as much as your calves when you're going uphill!

Only been doing vids for 5 years of my life. I guess it seems like a small amount of time when you've lived for 70 years, you old ****.

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
my mom just gave me shit because im tired from walking around Shop n Save for two hours lugging around all the stuff she kept putting in the buggie
my ankle hurts real bad from that and this is the time i usually go to bed anyways, plus i had to put stuff from the cart to the belt, then the belt to the cart, then the cart to my car, then my car to the house and finally help make dinner

Pro Tip: that sounds like a regular shopping trip. Stop complaining.

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you don't know my mom

My kidneys are sick,

didn't mean to sleep all day, but i did ha-son
laid down to take a nap after lunch and ended up sleeping till about an hour ago ha-son
no me gusta

I'm drinking this right now...not really liking it, but I saw it at the store and had to try it.

Got up for work yesterday at 6 am, went through school and shit all day, stayed up all night to finish homework that was due today, and just now got to work to do it all over again. I've been awake 25 hours and **** living srug

i think the only closure from a bad relationship is to kill the other

My son's learning to crawl. He's not there yet, but getting closer every day.

My brother who is in the Army is on leave and finally got to meet ArrCee for the first time today. He'll get the next 2 weeks to get to know him before he and his wife have to move to Germany for 3 years.

ate icecream and masticating so fast that i bit my own lower lip.

Icecream + Blood = Taste AWESOME!!!

Give thanks and praise to the Lord and i will feel alright. ✅

"I am making poop in my intestines right now, as I type this.

That's pretty gross and amazing at the same time."

It's in quotes for a reason.

I wish I was Vulcan.

I'm trying to stop eating so much junk food. I went a long time without eating junk, now I'm back again.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I wish I was Vulcan.

Been accused of unfeeling and having no emotions. Which is exact opposite of what I really am. I am so emo inside, I have to disguise it.

So not sure Spock is the way to go, highly illogical those humans.

Btw, did you know when Star Trek came out, the test audience and early viewers thought Spock was THE STAR of the show?

Yes, they rewrote the scripts so that Captain T. Kirk would be the Alpha Male in no uncertain terms.

Lone wolfs, 😎 like me, sometimes do get confused for being the Alpha Male, but we are not much into that, just doing our own thing.

Although we do need to open up more and communicate our needs and wants or we can come across as cold and uncaring OR just plain ignorant. I hate it when that happens.