tell the truth about your self...

Started by That ACDC Chick4,912 pages

ive given up on love. it's a nasty and useless emotion, ive come to believe
it's better for me to crush on people who i have no chance whatsoever to meet in person than to try and love people you know who will only step all over you.
but that's just me, and we all know im a freak

My eyelid is swollen up and sore. Doctor says it's an infection and not a stye. I think she might have been wrong because it's starting to get a head to it at the eyelashes. Hope the medication I was given helps it go away.

i am so ****ing confuzzled right now with all these forms and papers and bullshit

I'm at the neurologists with my daughter. Waiting for her to have an EEG test.

been super hyper all day since i drank that coffee slide

I masturbated 4x today

my burps sound like the Brute's sounds from Amnesia: The Dark Descent haermm
especially when i drink Monsters haermm

Had lunch with Michael's family. It was nice. doped

i had forgotten how numb my ass gets when i sit in this computer chair for too long awehuhs

I have such great weed.

I just fapped to a Pee Squad movie.
2 times.

I also like women's breasts and men's penises.

I just went to Ferrari World in Abu Dhabi.

Man, it was a blast!

Formula Rossa almost ripped my face off.
150 mph was a sudden gush of blood to the head! Insane ride.
I definitely recommend it to anyone who visits UAE.

I'll be having a Dune Buggy session with some of my friends tomorrow.
Yippie-kay-Yey!!

found out that i like Red Velvet today

I like paladins

Better yet I WANT TO BE A PALADIN!!!

got a date for my surgery slide
as long as my insurance goes through, im good to go slide

Dominc discovered my rape face...

i want to be bitter, but im not.

i looooooooooooooooooove me some apple cider awesome
so glad i grabbed it yesterday at the store slide

I'm leaving my IRL group of friends, most likely.