tell the truth about your self...

Fart on his balls. It will make a ploppity plooppy sound if they are in a saggy, warm, and moist state.

Edit - Oops. Wrong dimension.

I love Sundays.

I'm horny and sleepy.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I'm horny and sleepy.

I always forget how much I like spinach until I have it again.

Love my job, hate the city.

Just hate the bunions.

****ing **** man.

I accomplished a lot today, including a trip to the library! 😊

Had my wisdom teeth removed at 11 this morning. I'm in major pain right now.

I've been sooo lazy today! I don't like it.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Had my wisdom teeth removed at 11 this morning. I'm in major pain right now.

My hand itches

I wish I could talk to someone about troubles; im not doing this life thing right?

Seeing:
Yanni April 28.
Rammstein May 4.
Shadows Fall June 2.
And planning on KISS/Motley Crue at the end of August but haven't bought tickets yet.

I had a health teacher named Mr. Yanni in 7th grade. haermm

Too bad Yanni's not opening from Rammstein.

I want to go for a swim in a heated pool.

I'm procrastinating. I really ought to be studying, dang it.

I hate having these stitches in my mouth.

Originally posted by Dave_97
Kris, hun. You forgot the truth part about how we're getting back together.
I figured that'd be big news, but I guess its becoming normal for us.