tell the truth about your self...

I eat way too much chocolate...

I eat way too much anything.

The Dark Knight Rises was fantastic

Wayyyy too much wine.

I've been having fun on Mturk. Made $90 there this month.

D, D

Im horny.

Sent a link to my story to my friend Nelson and he asked me why there was a picture of bloodied stakes as the cover.
Oh, I dunno, Nelson, maybe it's because it's a book about vampire hunters which you would know if you paid any ****ing attention when I told you about it or if you had just read the ****ing description.
I seriously hate that kid sometimes. -.-

Just made reservations with the wedding chapel.

We're officially getting married on Halloween at 3pm.

Congrats!

Grats Ken, that's way awesome.

My room smells like cheese and comic books.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Just made reservations with the wedding chapel.

We're officially getting married on Halloween at 3pm.

Congrats!

People say I' m quick-tempered. Naturally, I disagree.

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

I saw two baby tigers sleeping and cuddling at a wildlife preserve yesterday.
It was one of the greatest moments in my life.

Went to church today. srug

I got an erection to two Nurse Sharks mating.

I really hate trying to think of how to end a story. ha-son

I showed my bf the photo of my progress from exercising and trying to eat in better moderation. His reaction:

"You're in your underwear."

😐 Not congrats or anything. Deflated me a little.

At least its not a typical expectation of a reaction so I'm sure you secretly enjoyed it.

He should have invited you over to see how it fits. Boing

Originally posted by Mairuzu
At least its not a typical expectation of a reaction so I'm sure you secretly enjoyed it.

He should have invited you over to see how it fits. Boing

He sees me in underwear all the time. srug