tell the truth about your self...

B/c my boss told me to fire her 🙁

aww damn. arent boses supposed to have the mondo testis to do it theselves? everytime ive gotten fired it was from the 'big guy'

He didn't, he just told me to get rid of her, I felt so bad about it 🙁

thats too bad. guilt trip.

you know what i do when i down?

...eat buttered waffles

😊 mmm, mmm

That sounds soooo good droolio

when i sit down and have my buttered waffles i usually have about six at a time, because they're not very filling ya know.

so what kind of job do you work at?

I work at Starbucks droolio and I'm the only one that gets everything for free. droolio My boss is a nice person, but he likes it when ppl work and not just stand around, which was what she was doing.

HEY!!! I WORK A STARBUCKS TOO!!!! ive been working there for like a week 1/2 though. its awesome. do you gus use POS too?

Really? That's cool 😄 POS? What's that? 🤨 Is there another name for it?

POS is the network system on the reister

Yeah, we have that. Do you guys wireless for ppl to use?

oh yeah, were cool. its kinda a pain cause the shmooziers are always hangin around the store for like 10 hours and are always annoying

We have those people too disgust

...and i HATE the people who come in and yell their order to you, not only in a loud manner but so fast you couldnt catch it, and then they get pissed when you ask them to repeat themselves, like they have the world to save or something.

I kill pterodactyls with by bare hands, not for money, but just because I like to see their faces change. 😐

I date chronic masturbaters.😐

I am a chronic masturbater. 😐

i've just been in a shower

Originally posted by Drunken Jesus
I am a chronic masturbater. 😐

I think we already knew. 😬

i'm going to work woohoo!! 🙂 😄 😂 😮‍💨