tell the truth about your self...

Started by Robtard4,912 pages

Yes, she is indeed a woman.

I once caused a flood.

I have run faster than the speed of light countless times.

You edited, so now I have to edit, too.

Einstein disagrees.

Originally posted by Robtard
Check your ass.

awebrow

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Einstein disagrees.

I don't care.

Originally posted by NemeBro
I think nail polish is utterly disgusting.

Dont wear it then. awesome

I painted my nails with this color today:

photo is not mine http://vanillakissemiss.blogspot.de/2011/10/muchi-muchi.html

19 days, 6 hours.

Hoping to still be able to go on our vacation. 🙁

Everything's already to go. The theme park tickets bought, the hotel reserved and paid for, Jessica's already got the time off from work, the van is being worked on to make sure everything is in tip top shape.

...and then her mom twisted her ankle and now isn't going to be able to watch our kids for the 4 days we'll be gone. She has her husband taking those days off too so they can both watch the kids, but they pretty much refuse to watch them now.

Only 2 weeks to go and now this humongous wrench has been thrown into the mix. I feel like bad shit always happens to us when we try to have a good time. Like getting locked out of our car on our wedding day (my mom had taken my keys and drove home...70 miles away) and being stuck in downtown Las Vegas with dead cell phones and no change of clothes for 6 hours. All this on our wedding night.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Hoping to still be able to go on our vacation. 🙁

Everything's already to go. The theme park tickets bought, the hotel reserved and paid for, Jessica's already got the time off from work, the van is being worked on to make sure everything is in tip top shape.

...and then her mom twisted her ankle and now isn't going to be able to watch our kids for the 4 days we'll be gone. She has her husband taking those days off too so they can both watch the kids, but they pretty much refuse to watch them now.

Only 2 weeks to go and now this humongous wrench has been thrown into the mix. I feel like bad shit always happens to us when we try to have a good time. Like getting locked out of our car on our wedding day (my mom had taken my keys and drove home...70 miles away) and being stuck in downtown Las Vegas with dead cell phones and no change of clothes for 6 hours. All this on our wedding night.

So far, so good! They called me up this morning and said they're still up for watching the kids.

Less than 2 weeks now and we'll be relaxing in California. We really need this time to ourselves.

I still do same shit
Mma
Nurse
Filing women with my jizz

Finally upgraded my PC to Windows 7. **** Windows 8, though.

I'm old

Plans change.

Still sick

I'm hungry.

Started a new game in Skyrim as a male Khajit so that I could help my friend through dungeons and quests and shit haermm

I have a new lunchbox. :3

I have committed deicide on more than one occasion.

I hate how beer makes me pee every few minutes. 🙁