tell the truth about your self...

Started by Kram3r4,912 pages
Kram3r Senior Member

Originally posted by Mišt
Pssh, loser ermm

Im also engaging in activities with coffee ermm

I am engaging in sexual intercourse with a cappuccino as we speak. ermm

Puzzle Senior Member

Something tells me Kram3r lies...he would be burnt. ermm

Mišt Senior Member
Originally posted by Kram3r
I am engaging in sexual intercourse with a cappuccino as we speak. ermm

Ew, gay ermmnone

Twice I've boiled the kettle, and twice I've forgotten to make coffee 😐

Puzzle Senior Member

Originally posted by Mišt
Ew, gay ermmnone

Twice I've boiled the kettle, and twice I've forgotten to make coffee 😐

That's what an automatic coffee maker is for.

Mine is about done brewing. 131

Kram3r Senior Member
Originally posted by Puzzle
Something tells me Kram3r lies...he would be burnt. ermm

Nah, I have a hot rod. 131wank

Originally posted by Mišt
Ew, gay ermmnone

Twice I've boiled the kettle, and twice I've forgotten to make coffee 😐

Must be something in the water in Adelaide that's making you forget. 131

Mišt Senior Member

Originally posted by Puzzle
That's what an automatic coffee maker is for.

Mine is about done brewing. 131

I've made mine and drank it before yours is ready, haha pwned 131wank

Originally posted by Kram3r
Nah, I have a hot rod. 131wank

Must be something in the water in Adelaide that's making you forget. 131

We dont have water here 31

Puzzle Senior Member

Mine is halfway down my tummy now.

Kram3r Senior Member
Originally posted by Mišt
We dont have water here 31

Then how the f*ck are you making the coffee? 13

Mišt Senior Member
Originally posted by Kram3r
Then how the f*ck are you making the coffee? 13

Um....semen.131wank

Puzzle Senior Member
Originally posted by Mišt
Um....semen.131wank

Your own? 313

Mišt Senior Member

No, yours, lol pwned 131

Kram3r Senior Member
Originally posted by Mišt
Um....semen.131wank

No wonder you opened up a sperm bank. I thought it was just because you're gay. haermm

Puzzle Senior Member
Originally posted by Mišt
No, yours, lol pwned 131

My brand's the best. 313

Mišt Senior Member
Originally posted by Kram3r
No wonder you opened up a sperm bank. I thought it was just because you're gay. haermm

If I had a dollar for every sperm I've wasted...131wank

Eccentric -

I just showered

Mišt Senior Member
Originally posted by Eccentric
I just showered

Prove it 13

Eccentric -

Make me. 😄

Puzzle Senior Member
Originally posted by Eccentric
I just showered

I already knew that. 😛

Eccentric -

STALKER!

Puzzle Senior Member

It's not stalking...it's extreme following. 131