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Started by silver_tears4,912 pages

I just called in sick to work. sly

Last night I was in a car accident.

Worried I might be pg shock

im sexy

really

I have exactly fifteen minutes to drink as much milk as I can before the alcohol starts setting in. 😊

Originally posted by silver_tears
I just called in sick to work. sly
If only I could do that sly

Im at home. 😐

I'm leaving in less than 30 minutes and won't be back until Tuesday morning or afternoon. ermm

I am in Ireland. 😊

And I want to go ****ing home already. 😐

Originally posted by Mywi
Im at home. 😐
Waiting for me, I assume. flirt

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
Waiting for me, I assume. flirt
i dont mind if you come over.. ermmhappy

Originally posted by Mywi
i dont mind if you come over.. ermmhappy
I'll bring Risk 131wank

I have a big bruise across my lower belly.

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
I'll bring Risk 131wank
bring mint lube 131wank

Originally posted by Mywi
bring mint lube 131wank

im officially scarred131wank

I just spent two hours gokarting and at an arcade. vin

Originally posted by Mywi
bring mint lube 131wank
will Cinnamon do? 131wank

Originally posted by ~Bun Bun~
Worried I might be pg shock

Woot I'm not nosweat

I'm bidding for a Sleeping Beauty DVD on e-bay. 😄