tell the truth about your self...

Started by Darth Skorm4,912 pages
Originally posted by Mywi
im naked, sleepy, hungry, nervous.

Uh..... reason why you're naked...? I mean, it's like I care, you can stay naked no problem 😎

I wish I had someone to make out with right now. sly

I'm here for you 😖hifty:

So I rented God of War 2 from my local Movie Gallery, take it home with great anticipation of creating bloody decapitations and such. I arrive home, open up the case and to my surprise there is no game, but the DVD movie Sweet Home Alabama.

So after a few different variations of the F word screamed out loud, I drive back into town to tell them how I just got raped in the ass. I pull into the parking lot, park sideways in a parking space, walk to the door as fast as I can and the stupid ***** inside has locked me out when there is still 20 mins till closing time.

I knock politely and she comes to the door "Ahem, we're closed." she says.

I respond with "But your closing hour is 10 and I just have a small problem that can be dealt with swiftly."

"Well there is no one here so I already shut down the computers and locked the back doors."

In my anger I just turn and walk away, speed out of the parking lot to my house and am now pissed because my plans of relieving stress through brutal violence is gone.

😒

Originally posted by Röland
So I rented God of War 2 from my local Movie Gallery, take it home with great anticipation of creating bloody decapitations and such. I arrive home, open up the case and to my surprise there is no game, but the DVD movie Sweet Home Alabama.

So after a few different variations of the F word screamed out loud, I drive back into town to tell them how I just got raped in the ass. I pull into the parking lot, park sideways in a parking space, walk to the door as fast as I can and the stupid ***** inside has locked me out when there is still 20 mins till closing time.

I knock politely and she comes to the door "Ahem, we're closed." she says.

I respond with "But you're closing hour is 10 and I just have a small problem that can be dealt with swiftly."

"Well there is no one here so I already shut down the computers and locked the back doors."

In my anger I just turn and walk away, speed out of the parking lot to my house and am now pissed because my plans of relieving stress through brutal violence is gone.

😒

Damn.... I know how it feels.... though I usually relieve stress exercising or punching a punching bag. Try it 👆 It works

Originally posted by Darth Skorm
Damn.... I know how i feels.... though I usually relieve stress exercising or punching a punching bag. Try it 👆 It works

I do exercise, but I had this game on reserve, I know waiting one more day is no big deal. But it just annoys me that the store clerks somehow missed the ****ing movie Sweet Home Alabama in the God of War 2 case.

I know that's the deal, it's happened to me before. What bout shouting with all your might?

Originally posted by Darth Skorm
I know that's the deal, it's happened to me before. What bout shouting with all your might?

I'm not going to explode or anything. 😉

I'm only 5'3" so shouting with all my might wouldn't be too loud. 😛 haermm

Originally posted by Röland
I'm not going to explode or anything. 😉

I'm only 5'3" so shouting with all my might wouldn't be too loud. 😛 haermm


I'm like a foot taller than you.. herbeyes

And probably a foot longer. herbtouched

Originally posted by Barker
I'm like a foot taller than you.. herbeyes

And probably a foot longer. herbtouched

You run track. herbnone

Pfft, I'm called The Tripod by my friends. herbtouched

Originally posted by Röland
I'm not going to explode or anything. 😉

I'm only 5'3" so shouting with all my might wouldn't be too loud. 😛 haermm

Midget

Originally posted by Röland
You run track. herbnone

Pfft, I'm called The Tripod by my friends. herbtouched


Wrong season, Football boy. It's Cross Country now. herbwank

As in Tripod Images, which are always down? herbtouched

😂 I know you're not gonna explode, but it helps, I'm sure. Whatever, why don't we just drink beer and relax 🍺

Originally posted by Tattoo
Midget

I make a little bit of income from working in the circus. herbhappy

Originally posted by Darth Skorm
😂 I know you're not gonna explode, but it helps, I'm sure. Whatever, why don't we just drink beer and relax 🍺

I hate beer. 131

Originally posted by Barker
Wrong season, Football boy. It's Cross Country now. herbwank

As in Tripod Images, which are always down? herbtouched

Both sports are ghey. herbnone

No, like Tripod as in I have a long penis. herbtouched

Originally posted by Röland
Both sports are ghey. herbnone

No, like Tripod as in I have a long penis. herbtouched


I'm going to have to hurt you for that. herbnone

Tripod as in never working? herbtouched

Uh, al right then how about Champagne!

Originally posted by Barker
I'm going to have to hurt you for that. herbnone

Tripod as in never working? herbtouched

Soz. herbnone

No, it works fine. herbtouched

Originally posted by Darth Skorm
Uh, al right then how about Champagne!

Vodka?

Originally posted by Röland
Soz. herbnone

No, it works fine. herbtouched


2 lait. herbnone

Exercise it regularly, eh? herbtouched