tell the truth about your self...

Started by Röland4,912 pages
Originally posted by Naz
You laugh, but you know it's true! shocklaugh

I've never been to Rome. haermm

Originally posted by Röland
I've never been to Rome. haermm

Me neither haermm

Originally posted by Naz
Me neither haermm

You is a lya!

Originally posted by Röland
I've never been to Rome. haermm

Yes? Please go on.

Originally posted by Secretus
Yes? Please go on.

I'll be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.

Im listening to a commercial.

Originally posted by Röland
I'll be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.

shock OMG, You can smell-o-post?!

Originally posted by Naz
shock OMG, You can smell-o-post?!

Of course.

Originally posted by Röland
I'll be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.

I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.

Originally posted by Secretus
I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.

I'm not a baby, I'm a man. I'm the type of man that invented the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. You're just a woman with a small brain. It's science.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Why??? I'm guessing it's because of a guy.

oh You're like, psychic. oh

😐

Originally posted by Röland
I'm not a baby, I'm a man. I'm the type of man that invented the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. You're just a woman with a small brain. It's science.

I know what you're asking yourself, Roland. And the answer is yes. I have a nickname for my penis. It's called the octagon. But I aslo nicknamed my testis. My left one is James Westfall and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noiswater. You ladies play your cards right, you just might get to meet the whole gang.

Originally posted by Secretus
I know what you're asking yourself, Roland. And the answer is yes. I have a nickname for my penis. It's called the octagon. But I aslo nicknamed my testis. My left one is James Westfall and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noiswater. You ladies play your cards right, you just might get to meet the whole gang.

haermm

I want a slice of pizza.

I love Gregory off CSI. dd

I love Daisy off the Dukes of Hazzard.

I love god

me too. He wears really cool robes and stuff.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
me too. He wears really cool robes and stuff.

Hehe 🙂

and he like totally created the Earth.