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Started by BIIIIIIIIIIIIID4,912 pages

I created my Sig and Avy.
I watched Underworld and Underworld Evolution
I am planning to go to San Francisco and hit the clubs.
I plan it to have a "happy ending" with it

Im listening to music on my media player.
Im reading random news I find on the net.
Im thinking about someone.
A puppy is sleeping next to my feet.

Originally posted by BIIIIIIIIIIIIID
I created my Sig and Avy.
I watched Underworld and Underworld Evolution
I am planning to go to San Francisco and hit the clubs.
I plan it to have a "happy ending" with it

Strip clubs? 😱

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Strip clubs? 😱
Don't get too excited, it's a San Franciscan strip club.

Originally posted by mitchum
Don't get too excited, it's a San Franciscan strip club.

A.K.A. Sausage-fest.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Strip clubs? 😱

this is my first pit stop club etiquette (dance floor) hopefully a stupid drunk girl will go home with me,and if i fail to pick up a drunk stupid girl there, i go to crazy horse (strip club) but they cost $ to bag'em. they are 3 blocks away from each other so i dont get lost.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
A.K.A. Sausage-fest.
Bingo.

Handjob, B.J. or ****.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
A.K.A. Sausage-fest.

thats in castro valley part of sanfrancisco. PLEASE DO NOT DROP A COIN OR A DOLLAR THERE, its equivalent to dropping a bar of soap in prison.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Handjob, B.J. or ****.

all of it, or as the strippers told me "full service"
i got to market street downtown sanfrancisco instead. its a city of lust infested with STD so condomize your dick.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
A.K.A. Sausage-fest.

There's always a sword fight in Sanfrancisco.

Originally posted by Secretus
There's always a sword fight in Sanfrancisco.

best gay joke ever. 😆

Originally posted by BIIIIIIIIIIIIID
thats in castro valley part of sanfrancisco. PLEASE DO NOT DROP A COIN OR A DOLLAR THERE, its equivalent to dropping a bar of soap in prison.

all of it, or as the strippers told me "full service"
i got to market street downtown sanfrancisco instead. its a city of lust infested with STD so condomize your dick.

I'll beat off at home; thank you. STD's suck. 😘

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
I'll beat off at home; thank you. STD's suck. 😘

or go get yourself a nice girl you meet at school. 1 year later your scheduled to be with her everyday.
tried it failed it so S.F. welcomes me.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
I'll beat off at home; thank you. STD's suck. 😘

Ever try the "over the shoulder bolder holder"? I heard it was impossible.

Originally posted by Secretus
Ever try the "over the shoulder bolder holder"? I heard it was impossible.

I dont know WTF that means but i might have an idea.

Yeah, WTF is that?

Well, tough to explain. It's almost like giving yourself a reach around. Ok, ever see Andrew "Dice" Clay smoke a cigarette on stage?

I'm stoned right now.

I'm gonna do something later.

me too. probably go poop.