tell the truth about your self...

If Calculus was a person, I'd "hit" that. 😐

Calculon?

No 😐

My stomach feels like something's trying to claw it's way out. That can't be good can it? 😆 😐

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
My stomach feels like something's trying to claw it's way out. That can't be good can it? 😆 😐

CHESTBURSTER!

I'm cold.

im hot, you can take some away from me.

i'm enjoying perfect temp. at the moment,

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
im hot, you can take some away from me.

I'm hot on my own thanks. mhm

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
i'm enjoying perfect temp. at the moment,

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm hot on my own thanks. mhm

I'm watching a Dane Cook clip. 😂

lequel?

His wanting to be a criminal one

Originally posted by silver_tears
His wanting to be a criminal one

Talking about doing a B & E?

Originally posted by Röland
Talking about doing a B & E?

Yessir haermm

i kidnapped their adoptded son david!

i was there bitches ermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
Yessir haermm

I love that bit. crylaugh

"Dude you come over and pick me up right now, or our f*cking friendship is over, forever! I will not even talk to you in the next life! Come over! *click*"

I wanna divorce!! I wanna divorce!! 😂

I love to shop for school supplies. 🤓

i realize i'm smiling for no one.