tell the truth about your self...

Started by Commando Queen4,912 pages

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
I'm kinda lazy everyday. I win. Feel free to sex me ASAP

pssht. i alreadyy do, every night, in your dreams <3

Originally posted by Commando Queen
whip (oh man there runnign out!)

yay for lazyness

the most exciting thing i did today was run around in a little kiddy pool after my BF's neice, then fell on my ass so my cloths got wet 🙂.

whip

I got invited to a picnic and accidentally said yes.ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
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I got invited to a picnic and accidentally said yes.ermm


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how do you accidently say yes? 🤨

Originally posted by LethalFemme
whip

I got invited to a picnic and accidentally said yes.ermm

lol-ish

Originally posted by Commando Queen
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how do you accidently say yes? 🤨

hump

I meant to say no but, yes came out.haermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
hump

I meant to say no but, yes came out.haermm


laughing i'v done that before, only it was agreeing on going to a wedding, and i didnt knwo the bride or groom with a bunch of old relitives

Originally posted by LethalFemme
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I got invited to a picnic and accidentally said yes.ermm

Oh, now its an accident?

And i was going to invite my grandma to meet you. schmoll

Originally posted by Commando Queen
laughing i'v done that before, only it was agreeing on going to a wedding, and i didnt knwo the bride or groom with a bunch of old relitives

I got out of it though.😂

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Oh, now its an accident?

And i was going to invite my grandma to meet you. schmoll

Are her abs hot like yours?blush2

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I got out of it though.😂

Are her abs hot like yours?blush2

She put me on the hardcore diet and such. So I could only assume, so. sly

i have reaaaallly bad allergies🙁

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
She put me on the hardcore diet and such. So I could only assume, so. sly

Get back to me when you know so.sly

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
i have reaaaallly bad allergies🙁

petpet

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
i have reaaaallly bad allergies🙁

awww i hope they get better, i have them too but not too bad. atlest not for a few weeks

Back to the original post....

My wife gets bored watching me post on a stupid message board. FACT!!!

I'm 5'11" and 225 pounds.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
I'm 5'11" and 225 pounds.

and about 200 of that is large gaping vagina.

lol

Originally posted by dadudemon
and about 200 of that is large gaping vagina.
Yep, your wife's.

a 200 lb. vagina?

Yes.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Yep, your wife's.

That's a sentence fragment...Mr. "I didn't pay attention at school because I was too busy fapping to Mrs. OLD Hags saggin boobs in the back of class."