tell the truth about your self...

A bear with hair will maul.
A bear with hair will kill.
A bear without hair will eventually freeze to death, in accordance with climatic changes in its natural habitat.

I am Jewish.... born a jew, and raised a Jew (is that good enough?) confused1 anyways.... i have some more truths to share, but i will give other people a chance too!

I enjoy sleeping in a bed.

I am not a vegetarian...

I like shotguns.

I like vegetarians.

I am not a shotgun....

I AM NOT A NUMBER

I AM A FREE MAN!!

God is a number you cannot count to...

so is pineapple

Originally posted by Mystique Lynx
God is a number you cannot count to...

Originally posted by Scottie

i just did

now count to pineapple!

pineapple is such a ridiculous word!

one, two, thee, four, five, pineapple, seven, eight......

no, you counted to eight
I said count to pineapple!

IT CANNOT BE DONE....i have failed...*crys in corner*

ah well, twas a good try.

All that glitters is gold.

what about a fish?