Prove to me their's a god that your religion is true.

Started by Smiter23 pages

I was talking about Lord XYZ...till i hit reply and you were in between Xyz's reply and mine. 😐 God! youre so easily offended.

Originally posted by Smiter
Finally an agreement from atheist. From your statement above I begin to think that God IS THE UNIVERSE. And everything it is just his poop. which means we are all Poop.

YES...the puzzle is complete !

God = Orgasm

Holy Spirit = Sperm

Jesus Christ = Urine

Universe = Poop

The Secret of the Universe is found out right before my very eyes !!!!!! OH YESSSS !!!!!!

To create your own UNIVERSE, you must mix Orgasm, Sperm, Urine, and Poop.....oh this is good....I'm gonna be RICH selling this formula !

Originally posted by Smiter
I should add that to the scrolls of my Parodic Religion of Orgasmism.

DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED !!! droolio

Originally posted by Smiter
I was talking about Lord XYZ...till i hit reply and you were in between Xyz's reply and mine. 😐 God! youre so easily offended.
Could you be any more offensive?

😂 You made me snot out my chocolate drink! seriously. * cleans self and keyboard* and NO NOT JACKIN OFF.

HI-5 LORD URIZEN HI-5!

Originally posted by Smiter
I was talking about Lord XYZ...till i hit reply and you were in between Xyz's reply and mine. 😐 God! youre so easily offended.

Please use quotes. That will help make things clear.

I'm human, and I find someone calling me an atheist as a way of slighting my religion. I don't do that to you.

Originally posted by Smiter
😂 You made me snot out my chocolate drink! seriously. * cleans self and keyboard* and NO NOT JACKIN OFF.

HI-5 LORD URIZEN HI-5!

😆

Moment of Truth: My computer is gay and it crashes Sometimes whenever i hit the quote button which if very annoying. and when i quote and crash i lost the train of thought.

Originally posted by Smiter
Moment of Truth: My computer is gay and it crashes Sometimes whenever i hit the quote button which if very annoying. and when i quote and crash i lost the train of thought.

HEY HEY HEY ! I'm GAY too ! 😠

Originally posted by Smiter
Moment of Truth: My computer is gay and it crashes Sometimes whenever i hit the quote button which if very annoying. and when i quote and crash i lost the train of thought.

Bummer...

I think both theist and atheist can all agree that Universe has no begining and no end and everything in it was created within the universe.

However some theists worship the universe and call it God. which means that to theist God exist. But and this is a big But, they try to put it in to text (bible quran or other sacred texts) and through to course of time, they were mistranslated/misquoted/and the worst of all misses. IS MISS INTERPRETATION.

as for myself, I just follow the christian values, dont kill dont lie dont hurt.

Originally posted by Smiter
as for myself, I just follow the christian values, dont kill dont lie dont hurt.

You forgot SMITE thee....

Originally posted by Smiter
I think both theist and atheist can all agree that Universe has no begining and no end and everything in it was created within the universe.

However some theists worship the universe and call it God. which means that to theist God exist. But and this is a big But, they try to put it in to text (bible quran or other sacred texts) and through to course of time, they were mistranslated/misquoted/and the worst of all misses. IS MISS INTERPRETATION.

as for myself, I just follow the christian values, dont kill dont lie dont hurt.

That sounds like Buddhist values.

Originally posted by Smiter
I think both theist and atheist can all agree that Universe has no begining and no end and everything in it was created within the universe.

However some theists worship the universe and call it God. which means that to theist God exist. But and this is a big But, they try to put it in to text (bible quran or other sacred texts) and through to course of time, they were mistranslated/misquoted/and the worst of all misses. IS MISS INTERPRETATION.

as for myself, I just follow the christian values, dont kill dont lie dont hurt.

throw in a few Jesus crap and you'd be as wrong as JIA.

😂 I used to smite her with my pelvis. Good times good times.

Jesus Is Alive? Hes just a christian zealot. You cant really say hes wrong, because its also possible that Universe/God go into a ''big crunch'' and send everthing that in it into hellfire.

Originally posted by Smiter
Jesus Is Alive? Hes just a christian zealot.

AMEN 🙂

Originally posted by Smiter
You cant really say hes wrong, because its also possible that Universe/God go into a ''big crunch'' and send everthing that in it into hell.

The Hell of non existance ? The Hell of re birth ?

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
[b]AMEN 🙂

The Hell of non existance ? The Hell of re birth ? [/B]

This world the Saha world of birth and rebirth.

Big Crunch as i heard it is that everthing goes chaotic and all the stars planets reunite/meet into that single point which will burn everything.

Or It could be the Hell that our Sun in our solar system goes into supernova explosion, BOOM! earth is toast. Which the Bible interpreted as hellfire.

Or The movie armageddon. Asteroid hitting earth.

Originally posted by Smiter
Big Crunch as i heard it is that everthing goes chaotic and all the stars planets reunite/meet into that single point which will burn everything.

Or It could be the Hell that our Sun in our solar system goes into supernova explosion, BOOM! earth is toast. Which the Bible interpreted as hellfire.

That will happen in about 5 billion years from now. 😉

Originally posted by Smiter
Jesus Is Alive? Hes just a christian zealot. You cant really say hes wrong, because its also possible that Universe/God go into a ''big crunch'' and send everthing that in it into hellfire.
Must I revive his "Jesus is God, Allah is not." thread? Or how about the "God loves you, even if no one else does. God is love, he sent us love in a man, this man is Jesus Christ." thread.