Originally posted by Comicbook_kid
I thought this would be a cool, yet different kind of "vs." match...but still very opinionable...but yes, I agree...let's keep it clean and cool...Now, in my opinion, I would have to say Conan without a doubt. I know the others have had more @$$ than a toilet seat, but Conan is the supreme mack-daddy when it comes to gettin some 😱 💃
Have you ever seen or recall reading an issue of Conan where he didn't get the woman in the end or end up sleeping with her before the story was over? Or how about seeing a cover of Savage Sword of Conan where he wasn't rescuing a princess or maiden on the cover? I know, it was almost every issue...exactly my point. I mean, you really think Conan was risking his neck rescuing some hottie from a demon or wizard just because he was a nice guy? C'mon...you know better than that!! 😉
Conan get's more lucky in 3 issues of his mag/comic than any of these other guys do in 30 issues...
I'd also have to say Conan.
When it comes to quality he's probably been luckier than lucky.
Women to Tony are an addiction.
Women to Bruce are merely another of his many masks.
Women to Parker are an idiosyncrasy (in that for all his insecurities he still manages to get women beyond his league really interested in his inner self).
Women to Matt seem to be more of a guilt trip ......merely another thing for him to go to Catholic confessional for. Almost as if he is punishing himself by being with these women instead of Elektra.
Women to Wolverine are .....well ....I actually do not know how to put this. Logan seems to have something for Japanese women (at times very young .....scary young ....illeg....anyways.....at least Lady Deathstrike is a real adult).
However, women to Conan are like food. He eats, he sleeps, he fights, he has women.
It is just another thing in his day (and/or night). Like breathing. He is not being a player like Tony or Bruce, or being a masochist saint/sinner like Murdock, or like a Nerd-gone-lucky like Parker. Or even a perv ....I mean a connoisseur of young Japanese women like Logan.
Conan is simply having women the same way people eat food.
Because it is NATURAL to.
Conan wins the quantity game.
When it comes to quality it is a fight between Parker (he does have some nice women), Murdock (I wonder what Elektra can do), and Batman (there are some interesting questions about him and WonderWoman, which if true would have Bruce winning the quality game outright ......easily .....being with Diana is beyond being with Black Cat or Elektra or MaryJane).
Conan, yeah.
But hey, why didn't this include Namor?
^nuff' said.
Not to mention all the babes of his kingdom:
http://img470.imageshack.us/img470/9204/namorsapimp8xy.gif
And women just simply love him:
http://img460.imageshack.us/img460/502/namorparty15sy.gif
The man's more rich then Bruce and Tony combined, basically owns 3/4 of Earth, and has looks to boot. He could have any woman he wants with a single word.
Well, except Sue.
