UniOmni
Outrageously Dickish
I am bumping this thread to only address the scan posted by Spetz on the first page. There is one of my main gripes with the S man. His hv is hotter than the flames of hell?? Major beef is on my plate.
I hope to start my own comicbook company one day in the future, and unlike DC/MArvel and others, spiritual realms would not job.
Heaven and hell and the beings residing in both places would clearly be at the pinnacle top of the food chain.
Angels/Demons would be so large, they could only be described as galactic in size. And these would be your normal generic angels/demons. The dominions and powers would be large enough to play marbles with fullsize universes.
No more storming into hell to retrieve your loved ones souls, and no more lackluster hellfire. It wouldn't be a physical attack, but a spiritual one that eats your soul, and purity be damned, you will lose your right to eternity!! No more punching devils and angels. No more jobbing dammit!! Angels and Demons will be beings of shown incalculable power, rather than narrative hyperbole, only to end up jobbing to the hero. None of that garbage. You will meet a demon, and escape and never ever return for a second meeting. They're that scary powerful. No more "powerful enough to erase me with a thought" but never smart enough to do it. You will be blinked away.
No more immortals. Just really long lives. The immortality of the soul is the closest you'll get to it. Unless, you are a heavenly or hellish being, ie angel/demon.
And hell would be below the multiverse and heaven above it. No walking to it, or using some kinda dimensional dohicky. You only get there if someone summons you, or one of its citizens guide you. Absolute is this rule. No relentless searching and finding it.
No punching through dimensions, or moving planets with hands. TK will rule.
TP immunity will not exist. If a character appears to be immune, they will have meticulously built defenses to make it appear so. Willpower won't be the answer for everything. Things like Doom resisting Purpleman won't happen.
Characters will fly near or at lightspeed, but when they exceed it, they will lose all mass and if trying to catch someone falling, go right through them, and watch them die.
Blackholes will not job!! No escaping them, and when caught in them, you will be reduced to atoms.
Those surviving the crush must have durability gifted from the hands of creation, ie GOD. Sonic booms will occur regularly and with nasty results.
Stupid costumes(looking at females) will not suffice. No leotards and fishnets. I can't for the life of me, see how anybody takes Zatanna, WonderWoman and Black Canary and Huntress seriously. Truly i don't. They look like hookers of the lowest order.
Art will be seen in the creation of costumes. Spandex and tights will be burned at the door.
Underwear on the outside will not happen. And leather for coolness factor will burn as well(Xmen). A guy wearing leather pants is NEVER a good look. Not tight, loose or baggy. Unless its a bomber jacket.
And most of all, there will be a clear cut line in the classes. Heavyweights will not, job to streetlevels, ie Hulk vs wolverine. And bricks will have some superspeed. How they can have muscles that strong, yet not run fast is beyond me. And no main character, ie Superman syndrome. The universe/multiverse will have existed before most heroes, and will continue to exist unabated when they die. For that is a universe imo.
Sorry for the rant, but thats how mine will go if it ever comes to pass.