Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
fine...then i guess you'll have to make out with me 🙄this really puts a burdon on my night....
*puts on lipstick* PUCKER UP!!!!
😆 omg. take off the lipstick then we'll talk.
Originally posted by bloody bows1
you mean your not even curious cry plz
😑 Only if you make out with another really hot guy first...
I have never seen the likes of such imaturity...
But since I'm here and it's 1am here in Australia then I'll give you a torture...
Firstly:
she would be strapped to a wall so firmly that she could only move her eyes...
Secondly:
she would be standing in a regulated pool of below-minus temperatures throughout the process whilst her upper-torso was heated with pedistal-heaters to 20 degrees above body temperature as the divide between the extreme temperature variations will mess up her nervous system.
Thirdly:
i would splinter a large amount of bamboo and inexorably insert them as far beneath her fingernails as possible, one-by-one.
Fourth:
I would shave her head and staple back her eyelids as to allow her eyes to forever see even when asleep as the process would last awhile.
Fifth:
As her head was shaven i would have it tilted backward to a near-right angle and use the Chinese water torture with a steady but slow stream of dripping water on her forehead.
Sixth:
Using a corse cheese-grater I would use it on her ankles, her nose-tip, her thighs, elbows and knees. I would then go over her again with sandpaper then douse her body with citric acid.
Seventh:
Using liposuction equipment I would surgically 'reduce' her breast-size without anaesthesia.
Eighth:
After nine days without food or water I would release her and give her a healthy-meal whilst seducing her, tricking her to fall for me in her weak and fragile state then begin the whole process over again after a passionate love-making session; only truly releasing her once she swears to obey me for the remainder of her natural life.
So there you have it: the creation of a tired and rather bored author in full, hope you enjoyed it...
Originally posted by Aliies
I have never seen the likes of such imaturity...But since I'm here and it's 1am here in Australia then I'll give you a torture...
Firstly:
she would be strapped to a wall so firmly that she could only move her eyes...Secondly:
she would be standing in a regulated pool of below-minus temperatures throughout the process whilst her upper-torso was heated with pedistal-heaters to 20 degrees above body temperature as the divide between the extreme temperature variations will mess up her nervous system.Thirdly:
i would splinter a large amount of bamboo and inexorably insert them as far beneath her fingernails as possible, one-by-one.Fourth:
I would shave her head and staple back her eyelids as to allow her eyes to forever see even when asleep as the process would last awhile.Fifth:
As her head was shaven i would have it tilted backward to a near-right angle and use the Chinese water torture with a steady but slow stream of dripping water on her forehead.Sixth:
Using a corse cheese-grater I would use it on her ankles, her nose-tip, her thighs, elbows and knees. I would then go over her again with sandpaper then douse her body with citric acid.Seventh:
Using liposuction equipment I would surgically 'reduce' her breast-size without anaesthesia.Eighth:
After nine days without food or water I would release her and give her a healthy-meal whilst seducing her, tricking her to fall for me in her weak and fragile state then begin the whole process over again after a passionate love-making session; only truly releasing her once she swears to obey me for the remainder of her natural life.So there you have it: the creation of a tired and rather bored author in full, hope you enjoyed it...
Originally posted by Aliies
I have never seen the likes of such imaturity...But since I'm here and it's 1am here in Australia then I'll give you a torture...
Firstly:
she would be strapped to a wall so firmly that she could only move her eyes...Secondly:
she would be standing in a regulated pool of below-minus temperatures throughout the process whilst her upper-torso was heated with pedistal-heaters to 20 degrees above body temperature as the divide between the extreme temperature variations will mess up her nervous system.Thirdly:
i would splinter a large amount of bamboo and inexorably insert them as far beneath her fingernails as possible, one-by-one.Fourth:
I would shave her head and staple back her eyelids as to allow her eyes to forever see even when asleep as the process would last awhile.Fifth:
As her head was shaven i would have it tilted backward to a near-right angle and use the Chinese water torture with a steady but slow stream of dripping water on her forehead.Sixth:
Using a corse cheese-grater I would use it on her ankles, her nose-tip, her thighs, elbows and knees. I would then go over her again with sandpaper then douse her body with citric acid.Seventh:
Using liposuction equipment I would surgically 'reduce' her breast-size without anaesthesia.Eighth:
After nine days without food or water I would release her and give her a healthy-meal whilst seducing her, tricking her to fall for me in her weak and fragile state then begin the whole process over again after a passionate love-making session; only truly releasing her once she swears to obey me for the remainder of her natural life.So there you have it: the creation of a tired and rather bored author in full, hope you enjoyed it...
Originally posted by _Sanctuary_i agree with sanc but stillto each his own
They let you out of the mental ward enough time to write that? 😐