Maynard.......Trapped in the Closet

Originally posted by Bloigen
More than 7 words = Not reading

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
you're missing out 😐

Probably.

Originally posted by Smallville
Will there be a chapter 2?
[QUOTE=6095578]Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
and then some 😱

Horray! 😱

Originally posted by dave123
Thats my rule

Mine.

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Revernd Maynard Presents

an OTF production

MAYNARD....Trapped in the closet

*music starts*

Yo baby girl, you dont have a man, right?
Because i wouldn't have done what we just did all night.
She wispers "no".
She say "I ain't no ho"
I say, "Yo baby girl thats fine with meee
dont take it so seriouslyyyy
it was just a joke
now how about another sexy poke."

Then i hear the door bell
Then I smell a dirty smell
Then I yell "Hey baby, wtf is going on"
And She yells down "Uh, it aint nothin, just lets keep gettin it on"
I say hell no
Then she say "You got to go"
And i say "NO NO NO!!!!"
I say "I didn't catch your name when you told me it at the bar"
She said "What? I hear my husband coming up the stairs, oh yeah. My name is ladyluck"

Well now i'm out of luck, and her man is coming up the stairs
he yells "Hey Lea i'm home"
And i just sit and stare.
Through the closet wall, because i have super powers
and i see him coming up, with a case of flowers.
Yes i said a case, dont be messin with meee
because i'm stuck in the closet and i really have to peeeee.

Here he comes on up.
Opens the door.
He said "Hey baby, its been a long day.
I'm gonna put on my pajamas, then i'm hittin the hay"
She said "Oh no no no.
Lets do it on the floor."
He says "Baby Please
I had a busy day smacking whores"
Now he goes over to the closet door
he puts hand on the opener thing
whats it called?
I'm not sure.
Oh yeah its the handle
that opens the closet door
now hes opening the closet
oh shit hes opening the closet
i just peed on myself.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
😐 get the hell out of my closet