Why did God rest on the 7th day?

Originally posted by MC Mike
Too much sex.

what are you talking about???

God is a horny diety, what can I say?

Originally posted by MC Mike
God is a horny diety, what can I say?

who (or what) did God have sex with???

Do you want all the Christians on here to get all pissy when I start desecrating their most sacred ideal? I think I'll stop while I'm ahead.

Originally posted by MC Mike
Do you want all the Christians on here to get all pissy when I start desecrating their most sacred ideal?

Yes. Yes, I do.

Hahaha...

God was having sex with Adam. Then he made Eve and had sex with her. Adam was jealous and tried to hurt God. In return, God made homosexuality a sin. But he lets those pedophile priests go because they are cool like that.

There. Happy?

Originally posted by MC Mike
Hahaha...

God was having sex with Adam. Then he made Eve and had sex with her. Adam was jealous and tried to hurt God. In return, God made homosexuality a sin. But he lets those pedophile priests go because they are cool like that.

There. Happy?

....that is one of the funniest things I have EVER read.

you people on here have no idea of the sins your commiting blaspheming against GOD.

Originally posted by ~Mitsurugi~
you people on here have no idea of the sins your commiting blaspheming against GOD.

fear

Originally posted by MC Mike
God is a horny diety, what can I say?

Why??? 😂

Originally posted by Lana
....that is one of the funniest things I have EVER read.

😆

is it weird that it’s not too farfetched?

Originally posted by Morgoths_Wrath
😆

is it weird that it’s not too farfetched?

Not really!

Originally posted by ~Mitsurugi~
you people on here have no idea of the sins your commiting blaspheming against GOD.

I think you'll find that most of us....don't care! 😱

He hated sundays

Because the god of the bible is a limited god.

God was tired from all the masturbation.

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God has no sex.

Originally posted by debbiejo
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God has no sex.

I think God has lots of sex, after all, we are God.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
I think God has lots of sex, after all, we are God.

Then god went this----->yawn..............Like me I'm going to sleepy.................nighty.

God must have been Aussie then.....he didnt really need a rest, he just couldn't be buggered working.

God is only human...so I think he also needs sex and sleep.