Captain Planet vs Magneto,Storm & Juggernaut

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Captain Planet vs Magneto,Storm & Juggernaut

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Planet Captain Planets bio

I say Captain Planet.

He is our hero.......

Captian Planet was created by Ted Turner??? 🤨

Originally posted by Black Adam
I say Captain Planet.

He is our hero.......

gonna take pollution down to Zero.

DAMN YOU CAPTAIN PLANETDAMN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Originally posted by grey fox
DAMN YOU CAPTAIN PLANETDAMN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Big fan of pollution, huh? 😉

Has anyone seen the diry episode of Captain Planet?

Similar to disneys dirty inuendos they throw in

THiers an episode where hes fighting duke nukem near a volcano

Duke nukem grabs captain planet and begins bear hugging him to death and they are flying in the air, At first its gross but passable as combat

thats when things get nasty

As they are "bearhugging" captian planet starts moaning and the shot cuts to above both of thier waists and its a relatively close up shot, Duke nukem is saying random taunts as hes squeezeing and relaxing so it looks like a sort of pelvic thrust,

now HERES what just makes it unmistakeably sexual

REmember how they are fighting near a volcano? well the volcano is spurting lava out, only the lava is coinsidentaly spurting up every time Duke nukem Squeezes/"thrusts" captain planet -- but the lava is spurting up from the direction of where theoreticly his johnson should be. Its very funny, and unmistakeably gross.

If you ever see a Duke nukem episode of Captain planet, pay attnetion becuase you might be watching "the naughty episode"
ive seen it twice in recent years, and its unquetsionably, an intentionally disgusting, but very funy episode.
im sure it flew right over kids heads too

Originally posted by TheKahn
Big fan of pollution, huh? 😉

Pave the Rain Forests.

Spread Toxic Waste.

Kill the Whales.

Why conserve anything? Nuclear waste is awesome. I've never seen a a do-do bird, or a zebra-tiger (whatever the hell it's called), or most of the other now-extinct species. Guess what? I don't care. What difference will it have made if those animals were alive today? Nothing. Maybe if they were alive today, I'd have a chance to eat them, but other than that it makes no difference.

Why Litter? Why Not?

Man, I love to throw shit out the window while I'm driving. There's nothing more satisfying than throwing garbage everywhere, and letting everything go to waste.

Originally posted by grey fox

Pave the Rain Forests.

Spread Toxic Waste.

Kill the Whales.

Why conserve anything? Nuclear waste is awesome. I've never seen a a do-do bird, or a zebra-tiger (whatever the hell it's called), or most of the other now-extinct species. Guess what? I don't care. What difference will it have made if those animals were alive today? Nothing. Maybe if they were alive today, I'd have a chance to eat them, but other than that it makes no difference.

Why Litter? Why Not?

Man, I love to throw shit out the window while I'm driving. There's nothing more satisfying than throwing garbage everywhere, and letting everything go to waste.

So Looting and polluting is your way ?

i think you should listen to what captain planet has to say...

i think you shuold watch the episode i mentioned, it will forever change your perspective of cpt planet

Originally posted by grey fox

Pave the Rain Forests.

Spread Toxic Waste.

Kill the Whales.

Why conserve anything? Nuclear waste is awesome. I've never seen a a do-do bird, or a zebra-tiger (whatever the hell it's called), or most of the other now-extinct species. Guess what? I don't care. What difference will it have made if those animals were alive today? Nothing. Maybe if they were alive today, I'd have a chance to eat them, but other than that it makes no difference.

Why Litter? Why Not?

Man, I love to throw shit out the window while I'm driving. There's nothing more satisfying than throwing garbage everywhere, and letting everything go to waste.

You have to love that crazy Pirate 😉 pirate

Originally posted by Black Adam
So Looting and polluting is your way ?

i think you should listen to what captain planet has to say...

**** captain planet , the blue bastard needs to go jump in a pile of acid.

Originally posted by grey fox
**** captain planet , the blue bastard needs to go jump in a pile of acid.

But he's fighting on the planet's side.....How can you hate a guy like that?

Originally posted by Black Adam
But he's fighting on the planet's side.....How can you hate a guy like that?

Cpt loses becuase of his breif homosexual affair with Duke Nukem
(not kidding)

Yeah but why is Juggernaut & Black Tom Cassidy so close 🤨 but then he kinda redeamed himself by taping some She-Hulk A$$ Juggerpimp

Originally posted by Black Adam
But he's fighting on the planet's side.....How can you hate a guy like that?

Like this ....

Gotta love Paint.....

Hey, your sig tells to fear the mullet!

Originally posted by Tshern
Hey, your sig tells to fear the mullet!

rofl@observation

C.planet was an bastard/// hed always half ass everything end up losing and trusting his kids to do his job in the end, kinda like a drunk stepfather.

its true
how often was capt summoned, only to be unsummoned by something like a bannapeel or leftover baby food?