4th Of July

you're being greedy again...

Yes, yes you are.

now rex doesn't get a cracker nor any water...

*gives Rex a sundae*

The mob won't go after me, silly boy. I'm a WASP.

But seriously in case you didn't get the sarcasm there are no lynch mobs anymore.

a wasp?
*takes out insecticide*

you know what I mean.

Oh, wait y'all are European. A WASP is a Wealthy Anglo Saxon Protestant.

yeah yeah! that's what they all say when they see the insecticide

Alright I surrender. I don't fell like being a bitch today.

well, after you tasted this, you will never be one again... honestly 😈

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

*gets in cage with Rex and starts to share the sundae*

well, it will take her a few hours to realise it's a dummy

*kisses Rex*
feels real to me

a computerprogram? ha!

Hey, whatever works.

apparently... well, you won't find any real persons here...

I always knew it to be interpreted as White Anglo Saxon Protestant.

Never heard Wealthy before. Ah, but then I'm just a stupid yankee.

White does sound more likely, yeah. As in Dead White Male, I guess.

That, or Lauren is putting out a quarterly financial statement for us.

That would be pretty darn simple from my side of things. I doubt Lauren finds accoutancy thrilling, somehow.

True. Just want to stay in the black of course.