Jabba Runs the gauntlet

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Jabba Runs the gauntlet

1. 1 Gammorien Guard

2. C-3P0

3. TPM Anikin (unarmed)

4. AOTC boba (unarmed)

5. Selicious Crumb

6. (This is a hard one) R2-D2

Setting is behind the anti-fanboy thread. Jabba gets a five day rest.

Jabba running? You should be punched just for those two words alone.

your absolutely right.

*punches himself*

Hutts are actually strong... Very strong.

Ive read most of the books with them in em. i know. But they dont run they slither. But they can swim really fast.

salacious eats him

Re: Jabba Runs the gauntlet

Originally posted by Blaxican_Jedi
1. 1 Gammorien Guard

2. C-3P0

3. TPM Anikin (unarmed)

4. AOTC boba (unarmed)

5. Selicious Crumb

6. (This is a hard one) R2-D2

Setting is behind the anti-fanboy thread. Jabba gets a five day rest.


First of all, the order of those combatants is wack out of order. Typically people try and put them in order of strongest to weakest, and the Gammorean Guard definately beats anyone in this list except R2, why the **** is he way up at the top? And Jabba gets to R2, who fries the great lump of fat with his jets.

Yeah Artoo pwns him.

It's Gammorean. Or something along those lines, but there's no I in it.

Gammorean guard: Jabba orders him to leave the arena.
C-3PO: He tells him that he'll throw him into the Great Pit of Carkoon.
Anakin: Now this one, he'd have trouble with. Anakin would yell "Yippee!" which would maybe shatter Jabba's bones, and then slap him continuously. But then Jabba can lick Anakin's face causing him to blow up.
Boba: Same way he beats the guard.
Selicious Crumb: Who's that?
R2: He owns him with the classic oil and fire trick.

Originally posted by Arker
It's Gammorean. Or something along those lines, but there's no I in it.

Gammorean guard: Jabba orders him to leave the arena.
C-3PO: He tells him that he'll throw him into the Great Pit of Carkoon.
Anakin: Now this one, he'd have trouble with. Anakin would yell "Yippee!" which would maybe shatter Jabba's bones, and then slap him continuously. But then Jabba can lick Anakin's face causing him to blow up.
Boba: Same way he beats the guard.
Selicious Crumb: Who's that?
R2: He owns him with the classic oil and fire trick.

salicious crumb is the little rat who lives with jabba and pukes 3po's eye out

with the "annoying as hell" laugh.

Gamorrean. 😉

Anyways, there's not really much to be said for Jabba's combat skills, and none of the people he's fighting have combat skills...so...

Closed.