Make f1 car sounds (also a good way to free up a train compartment)
See how much you can mime
Quietly count to 14. If boredom has not then ended, bring it up with your mp, governor, senator or whatever as a breakage of the 14 rule which states that after a count to 14 during an annoying extended period (Blair and Bush being in power, Loading times for Red Alert 2) said period must end