Owning 101

Started by Bloigen7 pages

Owning 101

The thread that teaches fat pubescent spotty kids how to act big on the Internet.

To own you must meet these requirements:
[list]
[*]The ability to speel. (Yes, that's a joke)
[*]The ability good at grammar to be. (Yes, that's another one.)
[*]The ability to use proper punctuation? (Yes.)
[*]The ability to repeat words. (Another)
[*]The ability to give up on stupid F*CK*NG LISTS! (Indeed it is.)
[/list]

OK, enough with the sandwiches and prostitutes.

Example 1 -
Owner: What were you eating under there?
Fat Pubescent Spotty Kid (F.P.S.K): Under where?
Owner: You were eating underwear?

OWNED!

Example 2 -
F.P.S.K: So anyone play Runescape?
Wannabe owner: Yeah, you.

Although, it's lame and not ownage.
The kid still plays Runescape.

Example 3 -
F.P.S.K: I'm gay!
Another F.P.S.K: HAHA! I wear ladies underwear and masturbate off to naked potatoes.
F.P.S.K: Cool, let's have sex.
Yet, another F.P.S.K: Did you guys know I have no balls?
F.P.S.K: No, but I wish I had some tinned tuna porn.
Jimi Hendrix: FOXY LADY! HERE I COME BABY! I'M COMING TO GET YOU!
F.P.S.K: C001, 13t'5 r011 ar0und 1n h0r53 5|-|17
Jimi: No way man.
F.P.S.K: What the hell? Why am I suddenly choking?
F.P.S.K: Same here. Let's have choking sex.
F.P.S.K: *chokes*
F.P.S.K: Dude, I'm seriously losing my breathe, I think my balls have just fell off.
Darth Vader: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. The Dark Side shall engulf you all in some shit and stuff.

OWNED!

Darth Vader owned them all, with his force. 😐
Apart from Jimi, he still owns.

The Game Side Of This: Add more examples.

😆

i don't understand this... 😑

but i think Bloigen now owns me 😐

F.P.S.K: Dude, my mom could kick yo moms @55!

Owner:

OWNED: Because that was his mom in the picture. 😐

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
i don't understand this... 😑

but i think Bloigen now owns me 😐

Now? I always have. evillaugh

Originally posted by Itzak
F.P.S.K: Dude, my mom could kick yo moms @55!

Owner:

OWNED: Because that was his mom in the picture. 😐

Very good, my young padawan. *jams with Jimi*

Bloigen owns...

...everyone who likes him. 😛

So who likes him?

i dont think he owns, but i own you

Example of F.P.S.K. -

xyz revolution

Originally posted by JacopeX
i dont think he owns, but i own you

Bloigen owns all.

you own no one.

xyz owns you 🙂

and i own me. 😐

No one owns me period, its impossible to own Jacope X

Originally posted by JacopeX
No one owns me period, its impossible to own Jacope X

😆
you wish 😐

Originally posted by *lizziekk*

Bloigen owns all.

you own no one.

xyz owns you 🙂

and i own me. 😐

Indeed.

Originally posted by JacopeX
No one owns me period, its impossible to own Jacope X

I'm afraid, I have to agree with this. I've never seen an owner actually own Jacope, apart from Kharmadog but they're not an owner.

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
😆
you wish 😐

Quite.

I must learn this art of "owning."

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
😆
you wish 😐
Originally posted by Smallville
I must learn this art of "owning."

Just sign this contract.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Indeed.

I'm afraid, I have to agree with this. I've never seen an owner actually own Jacope, apart from Kharmadog but they're not an owner.

xyz-owns-jacope proof enough?

Originally posted by JacopeX

you own ✅

in your dreams 😐

Originally posted by Bloigen
Just sign this contract.