Owning 101
The thread that teaches fat pubescent spotty kids how to act big on the Internet.
To own you must meet these requirements:
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[*]The ability to speel. (Yes, that's a joke)
[*]The ability good at grammar to be. (Yes, that's another one.)
[*]The ability to use proper punctuation? (Yes.)
[*]The ability to repeat words. (Another)
[*]The ability to give up on stupid F*CK*NG LISTS! (Indeed it is.)
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OK, enough with the sandwiches and prostitutes.
Example 1 -
Owner: What were you eating under there?
Fat Pubescent Spotty Kid (F.P.S.K): Under where?
Owner: You were eating underwear?
OWNED!
Example 2 -
F.P.S.K: So anyone play Runescape?
Wannabe owner: Yeah, you.
Although, it's lame and not ownage.
The kid still plays Runescape.
Example 3 -
F.P.S.K: I'm gay!
Another F.P.S.K: HAHA! I wear ladies underwear and masturbate off to naked potatoes.
F.P.S.K: Cool, let's have sex.
Yet, another F.P.S.K: Did you guys know I have no balls?
F.P.S.K: No, but I wish I had some tinned tuna porn.
Jimi Hendrix: FOXY LADY! HERE I COME BABY! I'M COMING TO GET YOU!
F.P.S.K: C001, 13t'5 r011 ar0und 1n h0r53 5|-|17
Jimi: No way man.
F.P.S.K: What the hell? Why am I suddenly choking?
F.P.S.K: Same here. Let's have choking sex.
F.P.S.K: *chokes*
F.P.S.K: Dude, I'm seriously losing my breathe, I think my balls have just fell off.
Darth Vader: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. The Dark Side shall engulf you all in some shit and stuff.
OWNED!
Darth Vader owned them all, with his force. 😐
Apart from Jimi, he still owns.
The Game Side Of This: Add more examples.