ARe you pretty Fly for a White Guy?

Originally posted by Arker
Yeah, so Indian guys and Asian guys aren't as important as Russian guys, huh?

Yeah! In-dyin and A.Z.N. pride!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://funnyjunk.com/pages/asianpride.htm

Yeah!!!!!!!

ooookaaaayyy...*steps back slooooooowly*

*Slowly startes to approach you*

Join us.... Join us.... Join us!!!!!!!!!!!

*Starts Force Gripping you*

😕

Originally posted by a1hsauce
😕

I think he's coming onto you 😕

I like to kill flies with my fly swat. 😂

Eww. Don't get me mixed up with Vinny Valentine, Mist.

Besides, I know one question that traumatizes Mist, and I think he knows what it is...

No I dont like sheepdisgust Im not New Zealander...

[indian]Somebody gonna get a hurting real bad... I'm not going to say who.... I think you might know him very well![/indian]

Originally posted by Arker
[indian]Somebody gonna get a hurting real bad... I'm not going to say who.... I think you might know him very well![/indian]

😂 Is that the comedian guy..cant remember his name...bah..

Russell Peters. He's hilarious.

Ayepirate

That chinese sales person thing was funny as hell...

"Noooooooooooooooooooooo...I give to you for $49.95" or something like that 😂

Originally posted by Kharhmah
Dont lie.

"35 dollars!"
"Dude, I'm not paying for that. Can't you give me a discount?"
"I tell you what. I talk to my wife, and I give you final price."
*Talks on phone*
"Ok. My wife comes up with best deal. 34.50!"
"That's 50 cents!"
"50 cents a lot of money! You get 50 cents here, then maybe you get 50 cents in another store, then you have one dollar! then you go buy something at the dollar store!"

His accent was awesome, too. I have the entire show on my iPod.

Originally posted by Arker
"35 dollars!"
"Dude, I'm not paying for that. Can't you give me a discount?"
"I tell you what. I talk to my wife, and I give you final price."
*Talks on phone*
"Ok. My wife comes up with best deal. 34.50!"
"That's 50 cents!"
"50 cents a lot of money! You get 50 cents here, then maybe you get 50 cents in another store, then you have one dollar! then you go buy something at the dollar store!"

His accent was awesome, too. I have the entire show on my iPod.

😆 Yeah thats the one, I couldnt remember it properly. I love it when he says "You have one dollar!" 😂

Can you upload it?😖hifty:

Actually, my sister's borrowing my iPod right now. I'll try to post a link if I can.

Originally posted by Mišt
I think he's being racist!😠 Let's beat his ass!

You....take.........(breath)....that back....right....now...

Got me losing my breath and junk. Don't be boojy towards me. I don't like that.

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by Arker
Actually, my sister's borrowing my iPod right now. I'll try to post a link if I can.

w00t

Here are the links:

Thirty-four fifty!

There it is.