If you were Clark...

Started by Darth Macabre5 pages

Originally posted by Kal875
I know how to work the Programs I use pal

I was just trying to state the fact that I would not use my powers for evil.

Oh, well you should have said that....All you said was who you'd tell your secret to and what not.

I'd backhand Lana all over the Kent farm!!

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back hand lana!? jeez what kind of man are you O_O... id be doing her in super speed 24/7

Originally posted by Marth18
back hand lana!? jeez what kind of man are you O_O... id be doing her in super speed 24/7

All you guy's can think of is friggen sex! What about using your powers to help others instead of suiting your stupid wants!

As for the guy who would slap Lana around the Kent farm: you'd probably kill her with the first slap. Lana's whiney but it's only because she had to WATCH her parents die in front of her and she believes Clark's connected to it but Clark believes keeping his secret to himself is good when it's really hurting Lana! That's why she's whiney.

There, I'm done

Whos says Sex isnt helping her........she wants sex from clark! so if i were clark id give it to her jeez

Remember after he got his powers back in season 5, she got all "blue balled" and pissed? She needs the superpenis bad.

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I still don't like how your talking about her

I love lana she deserve the "superpenis" that she wants and ill give it! (talking about the character not the actress)

Originally posted by Marth18
I love lana she deserve the "superpenis" that she wants and ill give it! (talking about the character not the actress)

Super****ing her might kill her 😆

not if i do it 💃 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Kal875
I still don't like how your talking about her

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hmmm If I had Clarks power.... Green Arrow would not be able to sit down for a while 😱 💃 😍 🤘

I'm really hoping your a chick but your gender says male.

doh

yeah, so? I'd give the "superpenis" to Olliver the green arrow.

ok, first off, i would save people(duh)

probably rob a bank so that i can be set for life

let lana have a taste of the superpenis (and pretty much any other girl I deem worthy)

I would tell lana, chloe and lex(well, season 3 lex) about my powers

travel the world

live like the flash does, pretty much

sounds like a good life,

Originally posted by Marth18
Well, I see you live in United Kingdom. I'd kill all your buck teeth looking people and the id rip off your balls and shove them down your throat and then chop off your head and shove it up your bootay. Then id impregnate you and make an army of me 💃 🥷

why are u dissing on english ppl. don't diss all of us just coz of wat 1 english person said. i don't really appreciate u dissing all of us coz that buck teeth thing is really a load of bullshit.

So super-ME for the win!!!! Green arrow yummy

Id him kill Wiccan for being homo?

Id steal a ps3

And id help people for the rest of my life....thats about it...

Id still impregnate all the PRETTY women in the world though 🙂