If superman was a black ghetto person

What if... he grew up in a brothel? And his daddy was a drug dealer an' his momma was a hoker?

They'd be crazy rich, his father wouldn't need to hire extra muscle, or worry about getting caught by government officials when trafficking as his son could fly whatever needed to be transported. His mother would never need a pimp or bodyguard and could also increase her ability to "do" out of town clients all over the globe.

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
Well I'd be convenient. The Fortress of Solitude would be up the street and 2 blocks over.

haha this is so random

Very Stereotypical

But want if he landed in Russia!!

ROFLMAO! Druggy Superman, Soviet Superman, Gangsta superman!

No, that's "SuperVlad" (imire)

supernigga would be his name\

Actually he's white growing up in the ghetto, so he'd end up being a white wannabe rapper with superpowers.

Originally posted by Dark Shazam93
ROFLMAO! Druggy Superman, Soviet Superman, Gangsta superman!

Never read Red Son?