You Vs Hulk

Started by Marcus46007 pages

I'd offer him steak. However, if it's the ultimate verision, he'd rather eat me.

Originally posted by Marcus4600
I'd offer him steak. However, if it's the ultimate verision, he'd rather eat me.

I though he liked Tofurky?

I'd take him to Angelina Jolie's house. She can seduce anyone.

Angelina...droolio

id just tell him im his freind and im freinds with rick and betty or something easy peasy 😉

id nuke him till he was a green stain on the ground. 😎

like the colour of the stain in my trousers after i see him, thats right green.....

Maybe use a shitload of beta blockers with an injector rifle. Then he should revert to Banner and I would shoot him with a p90 up his ass.

Plan 1
Id get him on an island while im in a plane and fire 12 nukes at him! YAY

Plan 2
Give him a smiley sticker

Dress up as the sentry...

I'd bi*ch slap the hell out of him. 😎

ah, i could kick his ass easily. 😮

on second thought i woul call chuck norris.

since he's batgod's batgod.

id get batman to kick his ass thats right batman as seen in my scans i have

I'd pick up Mjolnir.

yeah right, only one man is toghe enogh to beat hulk an that is batman flash.....oops i mean batman

Run to my momma.

I'd ***** slap that motha f*cka. 😎

Give him some Jack Daniels