Originally posted by NoFate007ROFLMAO
Maybe he's got a scene with Cannoli Boy.In all seriousness, this is retarded. They shouldn't have even brought him back for the second one, but that was withstandable at least. This is just pushing it, and eating up even more time. What's it going to be this time?
"Uncle Ben, I can't do this."
"Peter you have before, for years, stop your whining. You're worse than May."
"But you died."
"Yeah, so how are you talking to me? What did I tell you about mushrooms?"
"Only if its on a plate or a pizza."
"Right. So what's troubling you this time, did you step on a ladybug?"
"I have this black thing on me, its making me actually use my full potential."
"............."
"It itches."
"............."
"Oh and Mary Jane is mad that I'm going for this blonde now. Yeah, apparently all I talked about in the first two movies, how I loved her, couldn't be with anyone else...yeah I was overreacting. Turns out I just really needed to get laid."
"I'm out of here. *starts the car*"
"No Uncle Ben, no! If you leave without telling me what to do, It'll just take me more time in the movie to figure it out!"The golden days are upon us comrades.
Yeah he did, and he was played by a completely differant person who's face we saw for about 5 minutes. Of course we won't be able to tell the differance will we.
I think a drop that far and falling on your back is enough to kill you or at least cripple you. In which case we'll see a crippled sandman trying to get away from spidey.