Mario & Luigi vs. Darth Vader

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vpokdekjyafmidp Out of my element

there are four hidden mushrooms, two fireflowers, one fly cap, one metal cap, and one star hidden throughought the room

Ogami Itto Lone Wolf and Cub

y'know how they're the "Mario" bros, does that mean their full names are:

Mario Mario and Luigi Mario???? or does "Mario" (not Luigi) have an other first name i'm not aware of??

MadMel Heh

if mario got a star (which is unlikely because vader will choke them before they can do anything) the dark lord will hold him with the force until the star runs out...then he'll snap their necks. if he somehow cannot hold mario & luigi when they got a star, vader will dodge them until it runs out....force speed remember?

Scorpion_Master R.I.P Dimebag Darrell!

Hell yeah!!!

2D_MASTER Restricted
Originally posted by vpokdekjyafmidp
there are four hidden mushrooms, two fireflowers, one fly cap, one metal cap, and one star hidden throughought the room

BWHAHAHAAHHAHAHA!! THAT FAT BLACK GUY PICTURE IS FAWKING HILARIOUS. So is this thread, but i say vader castrates mario and luigi with his light sabre.

MadMel Heh

✅........DAMN STRAIGHT!!..............🤘

Twilight Janick Fire Emblem expert

But the Death Star I is 120 kms in diameter! They could be hidden anywhere in the thousands of levels of the 1st Death Star! If we're talking about the throne room in the Death Star II, then all the elements (4 mushrooms, 2 fireballs and 1 star) would go inside.

MadMel Heh

hmm yeah.. but it doesnt help in the long run

vpokdekjyafmidp Out of my element

Originally posted by Ogami Itto
y'know how they're the "Mario" bros, does that mean their full names are:

Mario Mario and Luigi Mario???? or does "Mario" (not Luigi) have an other first name i'm not aware of??

yes, mario is their last name

vpokdekjyafmidp Out of my element
Originally posted by Twilight Janick
But the Death Star I is 120 kms in diameter! They could be hidden anywhere in the thousands of levels of the 1st Death Star! If we're talking about the throne room in the Death Star II, then all the elements (4 mushrooms, 2 fireballs and 1 star) would go inside.

just the room

vpokdekjyafmidp Out of my element
Originally posted by MadMel
if mario got a star (which is unlikely because vader will choke them before they can do anything) the dark lord will hold him with the force until the star runs out...then he'll snap their necks. if he somehow cannot hold mario & luigi when they got a star, vader will dodge them until it runs out....force speed remember?

1. you cannot choke the mario bros. they are italian, and plumbers. and luigi is too damn of a high jumper. cannot be done

2. nobody can be harmed if they have the star. they are basically juggernaut

3. force speed wtf? vader was a slow ass piece of shit cyborg.

Twilight Janick Fire Emblem expert

Slow cyborg without Force-speed. Force-speed is non-canon.

vpokdekjyafmidp Out of my element

yeah

mario & luigi = faster

MadMel Heh

Originally posted by vpokdekjyafmidp
1. you cannot choke the mario bros. they are italian, and plumbers. and luigi is too damn of a high jumper. cannot be done

2. nobody can be harmed if they have the star. they are basically juggernaut

3. force speed wtf? vader was a slow ass piece of shit cyborg.


1. so what if the're italion..OR if the're plumbers...OR if they can jump, they can still get choked.
2. yeah, but then vader can dodge them, or even chuck the star out the window (theoreticly speaking) with the force.
3. it wont matter if they go looking for the star or not, vader is quick enough to block fireballs and slice people to pieces. it doesnt matter if mario and luigi either attack form a distance or melee, they're stil toasted italians...

DiamondBullets Mitsu Racer Honda Hater

Mario would jump on him, Vader turns into a coin, and it would all be over.

MadMel Heh

if its with game physics, vader would choke the mario bros before they could jump on him.

vpokdekjyafmidp Out of my element

you CANT CHOKE ITALIAN PLUMBERS WITH MUSTACHES. it is PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE

and vader cant dodge shit. bowser is faster than him

Scorpion_Master R.I.P Dimebag Darrell!

LOL!! vader is the terror of the whole galaxy and bowser aint shit... yes "king" only... yes wader is pretty fast !

stunna1773 The Legend Ends

i just got to do this vader finds and uses the star and all the mushrooms and pwns the shit out of them

kamikz A.I.M Mercenary
Originally posted by Scorpion_Master
LOL LOL and LOL!! Instant kill WTF?!?!? Light saber = Instant kill... Fire balls = Not much damage.. AND where the F*CK do he get the star from?!?! They are on the death star ffs!!

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